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(Chorus)

And since the day I left Milwaukee,

Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France

Been makin the bars

Lots of big money

and helpin white people dance

I got you in trouble in high school

but college now that was a ball

you had some of the best times

you'll never remember with me

Alcohol, Alcohol

-Brad Paisley :)

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I gotta admit Weird Al's "Eat It" really makes me laugh, maybe it's because of the perspective of the tacky Michael Jackson song.

I also love "BOB"

Edited by DeepBlackZeppelin

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Benny the bouncer from ELPs Brain Salad Surgery.

Okay, half the joke is Greg Lake's fake Cockney accent...

Benny was the bouncer at the palais de dance

Hed slash your grannys face up given half a chance.

Hed sell you back the pieces, all for less than half a quid

He thought he was the meanest-

Until he met with savage sid.

Now sidney was a greaser with some nasty roots

He poured a pint of guinness over bennys boots

Benny looked at sidney:

Sidney stared right back in his eye.

Sidney chose a switchblade

And benny got a cold meat pie.

Oh! what a terrible sight,

Much to the peoples delight.

One hell of a fight.

Sidney grabbed a hatchet, buried it .... in bennys head.

The people gasped as he bled:

The end of a ted?

Well, they dragged him from the wreckage of the palais in bits.

They tried to stick together all the bits that would fit.

But some of him was missing

And part of him arrived too late,

So now he works for jesus

As the bouncer at st. peters gate.

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:D:D

This whole song is crazy, but especially this verse:

Some silicone sister,

With her manager mister,

Told me I got what it takes.

She said, "I'll turn you on, sonny,"

To something strong.

Play the song with the funky break.

And go-cart, Mozart was

Checkin' out the weather chart

To see if it was safe outside.

And little early birdie,

Came by in his curly whirly,

And asked me if I needed a ride.

-Blinded by the Light, Manfred Mann

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No shortage of funny lyrics in country songs! I am subjected to them every day at home :lol: Here are 2 good ones:

She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy, Kenny Chesney

Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun

Over by the gate lordy here she comes

With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea

I make a little room and she climbs on up

Open up a throttle and stir a little dust

Just look at her face she ain't a foolin me

She thinks my tractor's sexy

It really turns her on

She's always staring at me

While I'm chuggin along

She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land

She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan

She's the only one who really understands what gets me

She thinks my tractor's sexy

We ride back and forth until we run out of light

Take it to the barn put it up for the night

Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on

She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is

She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids

One more teeny weeny ride before take her home

She thinks my tractor's sexy

It really turns her on

She's always staring at me

While I'm chuggin along

She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land

She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan

She's the only one who really understands what gets me

She thinks my tractor's sexy

Well she ain't into cars or pick up trucks

But if it runs like a Deere man her eyes light up

She thinks my tractor's....

She thinks my tractor's sexy

It really turns her on

She's always staring at me

While I'm chuggin along

She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land

She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan

She's the only one who really understands what gets me

She thinks my tractor's sexy

She thinks my tractor's sexy

She thinks my tractor's sexy

I Wanna Talk About Me, Toby Keith :wub:

Yeah, Yeah

That's right

We talk about your work how your boss is a jerk

We talk about your church and your head when it hurts

We talk about the troubles you've been having with your brother

About your daddy and your mother and your crazy ex-lover

We talk about your friends and the places that you've been

We talk about your skin and the dimples on your chin

The polish on your toes and the run in your hose

And God knows we're gonna talk about your clothes

You know talking about you makes me smile

But every once in awhile

I wanna talk about me

Wanna talk about I

Wanna talk about number one

Oh my me my

What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see

I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occasionally

I wanna talk about meeeeee (me,me,me,me-background singers)

I wanna talk about me (me,me-background singers)

We talk about your dreams and we talk about your schemes

your high school team and your moisturizer creme

We talk about your nanna up in Muncie, Indiana

We talk about your grandma down in Alabama

We talk about your guys of every shape and size

The ones that you despise and the ones you idolize

We talk about your heart, bout your brains and your smarts

And your medical charts and when you start :o

You know talking about you makes me grin

But every now and then

I wanna talk about me

Wanna talk about I

Wanna talk about number one

Oh my me my

What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see

I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occasionally

I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,me- background singers)

I wanna talk about meeeeeeee (me,me- background singers)

(I wanna talk about me- background singers)mmmm me me me me

(I wanna talk about me- background singers)mmmm me me me me

You you you you you you you you you you you you you

I wanna talk about ME!

I wanna talk about me

Wanna talk about I

Wanna talk about number one

Oh my me my

What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see

I like talking about you, you, you, you, usually, but occasionally

I wanna talk about meeeeeeee (me,me,me,me-background singers)

I wanna talk about me (me,me,-background singers)

I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,me,me,me-background singers)

Oh me!

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(Chorus)

And since the day I left Milwaukee,

Love that Line......being my home town. Song really rings a bell. Ding Dong

Is Brad Paisey from Milwaukee? I don't think so.

Thanks V

Edited by Bitchin Soul

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(Chorus)

And since the day I left Milwaukee,

Love that Line......being my home town. Song really rings a bell. Ding Dong

Is Brad Paisey from Milwaukee? I don't think so.

Thanks V

I'm not sure; I took it to mean the "I" was beer leaving Milwaukee :)

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:D:D

This whole song is crazy, but especially this verse:

Some silicone sister,

With her manager mister,

Told me I got what it takes.

She said, "I'll turn you on, sonny,"

To something strong.

Play the song with the funky break.

And go-cart, Mozart was

Checkin' out the weather chart

To see if it was safe outside.

And little early birdie,

Came by in his curly whirly,

And asked me if I needed a ride.

-Blinded by the Light, Manfred Mann Bruce Springsteen

Fixed that for ya..... :P

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Fixed that for ya..... :P

Thank you; I should have known that! :o

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Mercedes Benz

~ Janis Joplin

I'd like to do a song of great social and political import. It goes like this:

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.

Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,

So Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color TV ?

Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me.

I wait for delivery each day until three,

So oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color TV ?

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Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?

I’m counting on you, Lord, please don’t let me down.

Prove that you love me and buy the next round,

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?

Everybody!

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends,

Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,

So oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

That’s it!

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