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I just stumbled on this, I didn't realized I'd been nominated! Well, it's an honor to shock and disgust you all with douchebag updates. If I win, I shall step up my douchebag-bringing efforts to bring you the best from the land of douchery!

Oh No! That could actually hurt your chances! :rolleyes:

Just kidding ,get your acceptance speech ready. Even the Acid Rockers haven't seen that shade of orange.

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Dave tries to make me feel bad for making fun of the people on that website, and I do feel bad...for about three seconds because they know what they look like. :lol:

Feel bad about what?! It's not like they're retarded, they just look silly, and it's self-inflicted.

Wait, replace "not retarded" with "ARE retarded". But still...

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"How Horny Are You?"  :notworthy:

It went through so many phases.. it was created, tasted, left for dead. resurrected, and led down a dark alley into the world of illicit porno, before being killed by an operative.

Quentin Tarantino bought the rights to it for cryin' out loud.....

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  • 2 weeks later...

DING * DING* DING* Voting was stopped at 5PM last evening and the winner is.............................. Drum roll ...............www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com!!!!!

Congratulations Matt to you and your family. I have chosen a prize especially for you.

I got it at the Wal-Mart last night, it's a new product called "Baby Keep Sleeping"

It's for those special times when you and Mr's Matt want to be alone, for however long you wish.

Check label for dosage. 2 hours, 4, 6 ,8.

It will be in the mail tomorrow. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: Ok I didn't get it at the Wal-Mart, I got it behind the Wal-mart from some dude who was selling it out of his car. It has not even been tested yet. :unsure:

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