I officially don't give a fuck about the US open ...

It takes a man to admit when he's been acting like a woman ... Time to take the panties off and rake them nuts back to front ...

I'm back in the saddle again ...

Am I late for the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway ???

"I know what it's like to be dead ... I know what it is to be sad ..."

maybe i'm a dick but, i hate when people post political shit ... shove the political crap up your own ass ... for fun and for free is how it should be ...

fuck the filly's and Ryan Howard ...

I will go on shining, shining like brand new ...

Vandalism, beautiful as a rock in a cops face ...

back in the 90291 ... no matter how many times i have said this, it never gets old ... there's no place like home ...

Look people,,, you heard it on a radio, you seen it on a t.v. show ... " A to the K ? " A to the Mother Fucking Z ...

Start spreading the news ...

Only moments until Im back in the beautiful US of A ... Traveling the world is awesome but, America is the light at the end of the tunnel ...

tellin' tall tales of how it used to be ...

communion with God doesn't hurt anything but your ego ...

3 seasons in a row ive watched the regular nfl season from the UK ... makes for lonely football ... GO STEELTOWN !!!

they called us walking corpses ... unholy living dead ... they had to lock us up put us in their british hell ... make sure your face is clean now ... can't have no dirty dead ... all the corpses here are clean, boy ... all the yanks in british hell ... i wanna be here in your london dungeon ...

I live in the village Whenever I go out walking I keep my friends around so I have someone to talk too I play my music loud cuz you know it's got clout to it ...

You never miss your water till your well runs dry

the knot is tight on my blindfold ...

i don't know why i feel this way ... i don't know if its right or wrong to laugh at misfortune ... But, darkness can never last too long ... when you laugh in its face ...

vertically challenged yet horizontally gifted ...

the luck of the Irish is about to kick in ...

Here comes the sun king ...

My prayer is a rapture in bloom ... With the world far away and your lips close to mine ...