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MOOSE TURD PIE

A Favorite Hunting Camp Recipe

1 prepared pie crust

1 pkg. crust strips

1-2 large moose turds

Salt and pepper

Buy a prepared pie crust and put it in a pie dish, then locate a moose. Hold pie dish under mooses' asshole until it shits. When full, take back to the kitchen, season with salt and pepper and apply crust strips over top. Bake in 350 degree oven for 35 minutes or until crust is slightly lighter than the contents. Let cool and serve.

Feeds and straightens the attitude out of 2-3 assholes who refuse to take turns cooking.

You outta hook up with the dude who thinks Ramen Noodles takes 15 minutes to cook

1. Alert ambulance

2. Alert Fire Brigade

Go for it..

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You take pictures of yourself better than i do. When i do it i always come out looking horrible.

I'm with you on that one Spats. Lookin good Manders Danders

donkey

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HORSE STEW

One medium sized horse, dressed and skinned

100 lb. bag russet potatoes

50 lbs. carrots

15gal. tomato sauce

3 gals. Tabasco

25 lbs. corn

25 lbs. peas

Salt and pepper to taste

Cut the horse into bite size pieces and brown in a 55 gallon drum. Add liquid ingredients and simmer till horse meat starts to get tender. Cut up all your potatoes and add. Cook until potatoes are nearly done, then add the rest of the veggies. Simmer until all veggies are tender and meat starts to fall apart.

Serve with a fine Cabernet. Feeds 100.

Quit looking at me donkeys in that tone of voice?

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Hobo meal.

One or two hamburgers...

A sliced onion

A few diced carrots

One or 2 small potatoes quartered.

Worcershire sauce (2-3 tablespoons)

Wrap all up in foil and bake at 375-400 30-45 minutes.

Easy fast, just fold up whats left in foil and toss, easy not much clean up or prep time

donkey

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