~Bonnie~
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I got a kiss from a cute Pisces.
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Myspace. Because:
1) Danzig finally got an account.
2) The new music player is AWESOME!
3) I found an old friend & his new band. Perhaps I will go to a gig. Hopefully his gf and her sis will be there! They're so much fun. It's totally my fault on the whole not keeping in touch thing...
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CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX!
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent: 12 Calories
Without her consent: 2,187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands: 8 Calories
With one hand: 12 Calories
With your teeth: 485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection: 6 Calories
Without an erection: 3,315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary: 12 Calories
69 lying down: 78 Calories
69 standing up: 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow: 216 Calories
Doggy Style: 326 Calories
Italian chandelier: 2,912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real: 112 Calories
Fake: 1,315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging: 18 Calories
Getting up immediately: 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately: 816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years--36 Calories
30-39 years--80 Calories
40-49 years--124 Calories
50-59 years--1,972 Calories
60-69 years--7,916 Calories
70 and over--Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly...: 32 Calories
In a hurry: 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door: 5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door: 13,521 Calories
Results may vary!
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD
Right now, as you read this,
69 Million People are having SEX!
And you're on the computer!!!
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I have the day off from work today and tomorrow. My child's daycare is closed to prepare for the transition from all day daycare to after school program. So I kinda had to take the time off. So I got the rest of the school shopping done and cleaned the apt up a bit. It needed it...but now it looks nice and inhabitable again.
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http://tampabay.com/features/humaninterest/article750838.ece
Reading that article and having it reaffirm my faith in humanity. The adoptive parents deserve some kind of award or immediate sainthood for what they've done. At least that little girl will know what a loving, warm, REAL family is like, even if she can't utter a word.
I thank God that nice couple took her in. They are saints.
But I still feel totally disturbed by this story. For one thing: there were 3 other adults living in the house with the mother--the 2 grown sons and the mother's boyfriend. Apparently everyone thought it okay for this little girl to be treated that way?? No one interacted with this little girl? I can't imagine not ever picking up a child and hugging them, or talking to them, or playing--my son is 7, and I still feel the occasional need to be the tickle monster, chasing him through the apt yelling "I'm gonna get you!!" I can't believe, that in a house with 4 adults, that no one gave her any food to eat, no one clothed or bathed her? And apparently everyone was ok with the human and animal feces all over the entire house--that amount of filth was ok?? Seriously? Yes, life is hard--but why weren't all able-bodied members of the household working, earning paychecks and trying to better their situation? There is no excuse for it. I mean, even if you want to sit around on your ass all day and be lazy as all hell: You can get housing assistance. You can get food stamps. You can get welfare. You can get medicaid. You can get WIC until your child is 5. You can even get assistance from non-government organizations such as the Salvation Army. As a parent, I can't even imagine this. I no longer feel bad about not being able to take my son out to the movie theater as often as I'd like.
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Ok, so like, we've been having this "fitness challenge" at work for the past week. This year we are doing the "sculpture walk" where we're supposed to walk around down town and look at the sculptures. I overdid it yesterday because I was powerwalking, and so my legs were a bit sore. So I was checking them out. And I noticed--my thighs do not touch each other! Even when my knees touch, the thighs do not!! I have been working out, on my own for three weeks, so I'm sure that probably helped. I don't know how long the thigh fat has been missing, but today was the first time I actually noticed. I am sooo happy. YAY!!
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What does GNC have in ways of beauty supplies? I thought they only sold vitamins and stuff.
They have some all-natural stuff, and vitamin-based stuff...like lotions, soaps, toners, acne treatments....
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I went to GNC today to restock on some beauty supplies. I like shopping at GNC.
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Is he good looking? Good looking guys don't usually have a problem.
Yes i had a good time.
Didn't meet any cool women but the music and food were good.I could post a pic I guess but my looks would not blow anyone away. No one here is really missing anything. I don't really get a lof of compliments on my looks from women. Maybe that would improve my outlook.
Please do....
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Today at work, a couple of our departments were switching desks, so that all the phone people would be in the same area, and it would be quieter for the rest of the floor. I didn't have to move because I only do enrollment, but I helped out anyways because two of our girls were out of the office. So then, later, one of my work friends gave me a ginormous cream-filled cupcake--"because I helped so much." SCORE!!! I wasn't even expecting it, but I certainly wasn't going to turn it down!
It was so deliciously fattening, you could almost feel it going straight to your hips.... -
Yes. That bad.
Awww, poor spats. So what exactly happened?
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No such luck. I met a couple women but not in a good way. I don't want to talk about it in this thread because this is a happy thread. But to make a long story short i am on the verge of giving up on women altogether.
That bad, huh?
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"They...they did...THINGS...to my pee-pee..." *sob*
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I know!
...I think walking out of that place would make you feel like you needed a wire brush to scrub yourself clean..
Thank God I've never had to be a whore to make money.
Yeah, poor Spats is probably pretty traumatised by now...
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Or this one. We drove past this one on our way to Idaho from Palm Springs...LOL
My boyfriend had told me all about how they tried to "classy up" the trailers by adding Roman Columns.
Yeah, them's right there sure is some fancy houses.
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He's probably tied up in a pit in someone's basement with someone saying to him:
"He puts the lotion on the skin, or he gets the hose again..."
LOL!
Maybe certain board members made good on their threat of kidnapping him and forcing him to have sex with hookers....
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Going out with my buddies tonight to get something to eat and meet women. Hopefully something good happens. And i don't have to pay for it tonight so that helps.
He must've met someone, as we haven't heard from him since this.....
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OOoh, Danzig! What's your fave song, Bonnie?
Also, what made me happy today: bf ruining camping plans with me to go with his brother. Oh, wait, that's what PISSED ME OFF today
Is there one of those threads? So I'll try again.What made me happy today: knowing that my stupid bf had to work, and has a whole week of work ahead of him, while *I* don't have to and can lazy about at my leisure! AHAHA!
There's quite a few, actually! I love his voice. A few songs I like: Black Angel, White Angel; Stalker Song; I Luciferi; Pretty much all of III.....
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Knowing that I totally rock my Danzig t-shirt! It's one of my favorite shirts.....
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Do women really think that? Everybody likes to be complimented on their looks. Even guys.
I don't think that. I know that, based on past experiences in my own personal life.
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What about some of the guys lol.
Meh, nevermind.
You're a cutie, don't worry.
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Jack Black has done well with women because he is a celebrity. If Jack was Joe schmo walking down your street i don't think women would be giving him the time of day. You can say that about a lot of celebs.
I don't know about that, he seems like a sweetheart with a great sense of humor. Girls like that in a guy. I think he'd do ok as a non-celeb.
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I made cupcakes from scratch-even the frosting-and they turned out alright! The frosting is a little sweet, but my child thinks they're "Really Good!" Of course, kids do love sugar....
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Then more women need to get drunk when they go out to meet men. It would improve their technique.
I thought you didn't like drunk girls!
And then I got a couple of CDs from FYE.
What Made You Happy today?
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1)I went to a Children Of Bodom concert last night!
2)I made a new concert buddy!
3)I drank lots of Screwdrivers until the wee hours of the morning!
4)I didn't get any speeding tickets on either the way there or the way home!!(and no, I didn't drive home hammered, I stayed there overnight
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