You know, people commonly ask me what my religion is. My reply? "Mine is Music." They'll give me a puzzled look or ask me "Well, who's your god?" to which my reply is: "Actually, there are four gods. Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, and John Bonham. Those gods I have PROOF are real." If they reply with "Who are they?" I simply walk away. If they keep pestering me, I tell them to buy a Led Zeppelin CD and their questions will be answered.