Old Scratch
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Good playing there Cold Snatch!
Thanks browneyeretard!
~666
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Ladies and Gentlemen of the Board.
I have come to realize that I have been crass, piggish and possibly disrespectful to one or more fine and upstanding female people here.
That said, I would like to apologize to their boobs for publically admiring them.
I realize that was, perhaps, a bit uncouth, inappropriate and ungentlemanly of me.
I pray that said boobs, who shall remain unnamed for modesty's sake, will accept my sincere apology
Thank you.
~666
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Andy....
You've got to stop that!
What?
You don't appreciate compliments?
I can't help it that I'm a sweet guy!
Shucks, Mandypants ... I think you're swell!
Just like you make me do!
~666
PS - May I ask where you got that pearl necklace?
I'll give you one, too ... you know ...
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This is how I've always pictured you, Mandrake.
Actually, this is still how I picture you .... every night ... right before I put the kleenex back on the nightstand and drift off to sleep.
You look so bored ... so disinterested .... so non-commital...
...So hot.
Not one to complain about a wham bam thank ya maa'm.
You're one and a half cups of cream that makes a sweet dream ...
*sigh*
Oh dear ... now I'm having "Death by Mandy's boobs" thoughts ... again.
~666
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Love the song and you are looking good too
Thanks love.
I was beginning to think no one loved me anymore!
~Andy.
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Well ... got up at 4:30 this morning to do yoga with my Priest.
Came home, went back to sleep.
Got up and ate peas.
I haven't showered since Friday.
'cause that's how I roll.
~666
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I bow to them.
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Mand...
Your breasts are magnificent.
Love,
Uncle Finger Fun
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It's 4:45am ...
And I have to go do hatha yoga in 15 minutes with my Priest's wife.
~666
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Geez Mister,
that's so corny
Get some new jokes, won't you
It was the coolest one i knew when I was 8.
You'd say it if someone said they were thirsty ("THURSDAY")
I still think it's the funniest joke EVER.
~666
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Holy crap,
I'm scared
Hi. I'm Friday.
Come over Saturday and have a sundae.
~666
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Ummmmmm
ello there
Great pics everyone
I like yours a lot, Zach
Shut up.
You like MINE. MINE!
Mine are the BEST.
They're Bonham's favorite.
~666
PS - I'm like his "hero" and junk.
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I'll take that in 20's and 50's. No checks.
~666
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Ok, tough guy! Nice patchy beard you have there by the way, too bad you can't grow a full one.
See, my posts can be just as pathetic as yours, and have absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand! So, you go own your bitches (if there are any) I'm sure women every where are lining up for your manliness.
And this really is the last post you'll get from me, I've laughed enough now. Idiot.
I bet you a thousand frickin' bucks that I can get your easily pushed-over ass to post again in response to me.
You know why?
Because you proved yourself to be a wuss-ass stank puss with that last stupid and erectally dysfunctional post in three important ways:
1. Your insults suck.
2. Your sarcasm sucks.
3. You suck.
Congratulations.
Give yourself a hand for being a well-rounded and thoroughly retarded butt-monkey.
~666
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You're a 38 year old man, get a grip. You think women want to be with someone who displays himself like this, aggressively? And so what if I have a girlfriend? Me and her are under the mutual agreement that we can both flirt freely because it is FUN. What are you doing? Having a go at people for it. So piss off next time you want someone to bully, I ain't taking your shit, and I ain't replying to your dumbass angry posts either.
Grip THIS ... tough guy.
I display myself aggressively because chicks dig REAL MEN.
So be warned: I settle the square with dudes who like scoping my ho's.
My bitches ain't for loan, see?
You and YOUR little hoochie mama may play that, but I OWN my shit.
Dig it.
~666
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Right, and I'm gonna get laid on the flip side on a message board, how? First of all; was I coming on to her? No. I was asking to be her friend. And since when is anyone your "bitch"? I'd love to see you kick my ass, too. I'd love it. But what would it be in aid of? Your jealousy? Your anger? I thought you were like a Buddhist, or Hinduist? If so, then you should calm down because you are being irrational.
Sorry ... did you say something?
You seem to be talking to my hand.
Besides ... I don't speak "asswipe".
You better get a translator.
~666
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Oh no, you foiled me. Not.
I actually have a girlfriend, mate. Unlike you, who just straight up shows how easy you are for the lovely Kat, I'm sure she'll have fun with you. And she can decide whatever she wants, it's not up to you to decide who she should stay away from and who she shouldn't. I think you should excersize your opinions more wisely next time, it's not polite.
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Pleeease...
Don't embarrass yourself further.
You come here judging me for flirting with a girl? Jesus, what is this social control? The only thing I did wrong was take this thread off topic, like you just did with your wild accusational post. I apologise Kat for making such a big thing out of nothing, and I think Scratch should too.
End of.
The only thing I'm going to apologize for is not kicking your ass for flirting with my bitch.
Soooo ...Step off, "mate".
That's right.
I didn't stutter.
GET TO STEPPIN'.
... I don't think your girlfriend wants to know how you're whoring around on the Zep Board at all hours ... trying to get a little snatcharoo on the flip side ... NOW WOULD SHE?
I didn't think so.
~666
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Good to know you wear your heart on your sleeve, otherwise touching it might have been quite a task!
So, do I get a friendship bracelet now?
WHAT A FUCKING PLAYER!!!
Stay away from him Kat.
Am I the only one who can see through this "hey ... I think you're ugly even though all the guys wanna bang you ... wanna be friends" bullshit?
It's an old "womanizer" game.
A loser guy pretends like he's not interested in a hot chick ... sometimes even "puts her in her place" ... thinking she'll be all impressed because he's "different", and doesn't lick her ass like everyone else.
Then he'll wanna be "just friends" ... like he's doing you a favor ... maybe stroking your ego by complimenting you on something he thinks you wouldn't expect , like intellect (because all the guys just want you for your body ... and not your mind, of course) ... to further show that he's "different" from the lot of losers who normally just lick you ass.
It's a completely high school game.
HEED MY WORDS.
Unless you just want to fuck with his head.
That would be cool.
~666
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Oh what the hey....
A bit melancholy....
you look EXACTLY like I pictured you.
It's freaky, man.
~666
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This one's a bit old ....from the beginning of October.
God Kat ...
I'm so incredibly attracted to you.
*sigh*
~666
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I'm drinking cheap sherry right now.
"Harvey's Bristol Cream" ... or some shit.
Ugh. It's kinda good now ... but I'm afraid of tomorrow morning.
~666
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This pic is a couple years old, but I haven't got a new one yet, so it will have to do. Nice to see so many friends here.
Hey ... I know you!
~666
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This one is funny as shit.
~666