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The_Minxter

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  1. Not only is he hot, but he is one of the most articulated people I have ever heard, I mean I could spend hours listening to him rambling on about something mundane like wallpaper.

  2. I was lucky, drove off yesterday and heard this racket coming from the car, wasn't till later I took a look under the bonnet and there were these bits of stuff spitting out, so I got someone to have a look at it and he told me that the fanbelt was ready to go any minute.

    Managed to drive home, parked the car and called RAC, bloke from RAC told me same thing that I was lucky it didn't go when I was out on the road.

  3. I just had a strange moment in my head of that picture of robert/dog thing singing "we come from the land of the ice and snow", while galloping at full speed....

    ...and no I have not been drinking, it's that cold I have, doing funny things to my head *must lie down*

  4. ok here's a slightly mild one..

    I see that the captain from the Costa Concordia tragedy is saying that he fell into a lifeboat by accident.

    A bit like those prostitutes accidently walking into Peter Sutcliffes hammer?

    (I'll get my coat...)

  5. Paddy and Murphy are on the cruise ship Costa Concordia. Paddy says "It's awfully quiet on deck tonight."

    Murphy says, "Everyone will be watching the band."

    Paddy says, "There isn't a band playing tonight."

    Murphy says "I definitely heard some fucker say "a band on ship"."

    I know one or two crackers about that subject, but i'll get banned from here

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