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    Clarksburg, WV
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  1. Ah. You brits. There was a recent story here locally where a guy killed a woman and he got 10 years. That's it. Eligible for parole in 5.
  2. I almost got it the other day at work. There was a container I needed on a high shelf and when I went to get it down it seemed too heavy. So I climbed up and looked in and someone had put water in it, so when I pull it down I get soaked. They didn't get me, but believe me, I'll get them.
  3. Yea, by my new neighbor across the hall. She's black, I'm white. We hang out on occassion and she just came home from a bad date and for some reason decided to ask me out. She's also at least 19 years younger than me. I just sort of dismissed it. Thoughts?
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  5. I LOVE buds. Nice and green and sticky if possible. Oh, wait......are we talking about something completely different?
  6. OK, well, your all going to laugh at me. Or call me stupid. Or whatever, I don't care. And other people in my family and close friends have seen me do this. And they are all totally FREAKED about it. I get what starts out as deja vu, you know, when you sense that you have done something before, exactly how your doing it RIGHT NOW. But I progress and work backwards from the deju vu to the present. By thinking about it. And then I get this flash of what will happen in the next 15 minutes, or hours, or days. Good example, it happened the other day. I got the deja vu, then I thought abou
  7. I'm never nervous around her. She is one of the few people in the world that actually puts my neurotic self at ease. She's gone back to college majoring in Computer Science. She smart, funny and bitchen hot. And I'm not the only one to say that. My best friend thinks she's all that too. Here's the full story about her. We met when I worked at the mall at 16. She worked in the store next to me. We met, talked and sort of dated a little. I had to move when I was 18 to go to college and she went back to her old asshole boyfriend. I lived in Cincinnati for a while and moved back
  8. Anyway, this girl has been in and out of my life for the last 20 years. We sort of dated in high school and it's like we've been passing each other in the night ever since. I moved away in 88 to go to college and had to say goodbye. I consider her one of my true loves. But it always seems that when we hook up, either she's gotten married or had a boyfriend or I've been married or had a girlfriend. She got a hold of me through myspace a while back and we've been in touch. Well, right now we are both unattached. She's coming over tomorrow night to spend New Years Eve with me. I.......am.
  9. One of my favorites is when I leave a grocery store I turn off the automatic door on the way out. This causes the person behind me to smack into the door expecting it to open. Fucking hilarious when the have a cart and can't go through. My other one is I get a cheap tape recorder at the goodwill store and tape a baby crying. then I go to Wal-Mart or the mall, hit play and throw it in a garbage can. GREAT FUN
  10. Well, so far cool. My neighbor across the hall got me "Futurama Season Four" on DVD. She didn't have to get me anything at all. Hell, I've known her for maybe a month. I guess I make an impression.
  11. You all are not going to believe this. I mentioned Tammy before. She got in touch with me the other day and wants to do something soon. We mentioned doing something tonight, but we'll see how that goes. I'd love to have her back in my life again, even if just friends. We've had this dance going on for nearly 20 years now. She's just sort of....well....unreliable at times. But I'm used to that. I mean, I don't think she's "The One", but she's certainly got a place in my heart. Always has, always will.
  12. I've got John Lithgow's signature. And a picture of George Lucas and Sir Alec Guiness together signed by both. It's hanging on my wall in the Star Wars room.
  13. I figured I'd start this early because some people get stuff early. Though for me, Christmas is about giving. Not getting. I love getting stuff people will love. My mom does love Pumpkin bread so I'm going to whip her up a batch at work. That's all I can really afford at this point. So far, Ive gotten nothing. What I want is just one thing. Another hard drive for my rig. That's it. But I never actually asked anyone for it. I know I'll get a lot of clothes, I always do. But I'm not asking for anything this year though. I was in a lot of trouble this year and my family was
  14. Hang in there DBZ. Do what you are comfortable with.
  15. I do know this really cool chick that is about my age. She's REALLY smart and moderately attractive. Not hot, but attractive. That's my way of saying, "I'd do her". We have a really good time talking and I enjoy seeing her. Too bad she's my psychiatrist.
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