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  1. I'm happy to be alive and happy it's gonna be an awesome day despite the heat. Have an appointment however with this kind of weather it seems easy to put it off until things are a bit more comfy.

    Think I need a hose or something. Or a kitty pool, have them come dump a load of ice in it to frollick.

  2. I'm happy again! For more reasons!!!

    1. it was pointed out to me that my very good friend Hermit is out of exile! :cheer: Love Hermit!

    2. Foo Fighters concert tonight = happy! :D (even if I had no clue that it was going to happen...)

    Yeah, people shouldnt be banned

    I agree, what the fuck does it have to prove.

  3. Whiskey Drinks

    Whiskey Sour Punch

    1 (6 oz.) can frozen orange juice

    1 (6 oz.) can lemonade

    1 tbsp. Angostura Bitters

    2 tbsp. sugar

    2 (32 oz.) bottles club soda

    1-2 pkg. whiskey sour mix

    Maraschino cherries

    Orange slices

    Ice ring

    1-2 c. whiskey

    Mix together orange juice, lemonade, bitters, sugar, soda and whiskey sour mix. Pour in punch bowl. Add ice ring. Add orange slices, cherries and whiskey to taste. Double or triple for large group. Excellent for showers and parties.This can be made the day before and stored in gallon bottles in refrigerator. Garnish with orange slices and cherries when used.

    My Dads Whiskey Sour Punch

    (12 oz.) can frozen lemonade (do Not add water)

    12 oz. whiskey

    12 oz. club soda

    Sliced oranges and lemons

    Maraschino cherries

    It's hard to believe this simple one-to-one-to-one recipe makes such a fine whiskey sour punch.

    Mix frozen lemonade with whiskey, then add club soda. use the lemonade can to measure a can of whiskey and a can club soda just as you would if you were adding cans of water to make normal lemonade. Add the fruit and lots of ice.

    Whiskey Sour Punch

    1 (12 oz.) can frozen orange juice concentrate, thawed

    1 (6 oz.) can frozen pink lemonade concentrate, thawed

    12 oz. bourbon (1 1/2 c.)

    5 1/4 c. water

    1/4 c. lime juice

    2 tbsp. sugar

    Orange slices

    Cherries

    Mix juice concentrates, bourbon, water, lime juice and sugar. Store in refrigerator. Garnish when ready to serve. Serves 12-16.

    Whiskey Sour Punch

    2 (6 oz.) cans frozen orange juice, undiluted

    2 (6 oz.) cans water

    3 tbsp. maraschino cherry juice

    4 tbsp. confectioners sugar

    2 1/2 lg. bottles ginger ale

    Pour ginger ale over maraschino cherries and orange slices, ice ring or large chunks of ice. Add 1/2 or more to taste of a 1/5 of bourbon.I usually mix the water and orange juice together and refrigerate along with the bottles of ginger ale so that everything is cold. The cherry juice and sugar can be added to the juice also. If I am going to make more than 1 batch I prepare separate containers of juice so that I will have very little measuring to do when I mix additional batches.

    Whiskey Sour Punch

    2 c. bourbon

    2 (6 oz.) cans frozen lemonade, thawed

    1 qt. apple juice, chilled

    1 qt. ginger ale, chilled

    Ice ring

    Combine liquid ingredients and pour over ice ring in punch bowl. Garnish, if desired, with orange slices and stemmed Maraschino cherries.Add more bourbon if you prefer a more potent punch.

    EZ Whiskey Sours

    1 can frozen lemonade, plain or pink

    2 cans rye

    Juice of 1 lemon

    Lots of ice!

    Serve with a cherry Yum!

    Whiskey Sour Punch

    4 (12 oz.) cans frozen lemonade concentrate

    3 qts. bourbon

    3 qts. soda

    Ice

    Mix thawed lemonade concentrate (undiluted) with bourbon in punch bowl over ice. Add soda just before serving. Stir. Serves 40. It looks pretty to mold an ice piece beforehand with slices of lemons, oranges and maraschino cherries. Decorate around punch bowl with magnolia leaves and have a great party!

    Whiskey Sour Punch

    4 (12 oz.) frozen lemonade, undiluted

    1 (6 oz.) orange juice, diluted

    2 qt. (or liter) ginger ale

    1 qt. club soda

    lots of ice

    Mix altogether in punch bowl. Can add 1 quart bourbon or white wine (very good with no spirits). Add orange slices, lemon slices or maraschino cherries for color.

    Whiskey Sour Slush

    1 1/2 c. Bourbon

    1 lg. can frozen orange juice

    1 lg. can frozen lemonade

    7 1/2 c. water

    1 c. brewed tea

    1 c. sugar

    Combine all ingredients. Put in large plastic pitcher and freeze. Stir occasionally to break up. Best to make about 24 hours ahead.

    Whiskey Sour Slush

    1 (12 oz.) can frozen lemonade concentrate, undiluted

    1 (16 oz.) frozen orange juice, undiluted

    1/2 c. lemon juice

    1 1/2 c. bourbon

    2 liter bottle Seven Up

    Mix well. Freeze. Then serve.

    Quick Whiskey Sour

    1 can lemonade (frozen)

    1 can water

    1 can bourbon

    Ice

    Combine frozen lemonade, water, bourbon and ice in cocktail shaker. Shake well. Pour into ice-filled old fashion glasses and garnish with orange slice and maraschino cherry.

    Ramsey Whiskey Sour Punch

    1 (12 oz.) can frozen pink lemonade

    1 1/2 tbsp. frozen orange juice, undiluted

    4 Bourbon

    1 1/2 c. crushed ice or 6 whole ice cubes

    Seven Up (optional)

    Put all ingredients in blender at "frappe." Garnish with orange slices and maraschino cherries. 7-Up is optional

    Frozen (Whiskey) Sour Slush

    2 (6 oz.) cans frozen orange juice

    2 (6 oz.) cans frozen lemonade

    4 tea bags

    1 1/2 c. sugar

    9 c. boiling water

    Fifth of whiskey (optional)

    Mix 2 cups boiling water and 4 tea bags. Mix 7 cups boiling water and sugar. Add juices to the tea mixture. Add sugar water to the tea mixture. Add whiskey, if desired. Freeze, stirring occasionally until slushy. With whiskey, just freeze 24 hours.

    Whisky Sour Slushes

    9 c. water

    1 1/2 c. sugar

    1 (12 oz.) can frozen orange juice concentrate

    1 (12 oz.) can frozen lemonade concentrate

    2 c. whiskey

    Put water and sugar in pot and bring to boiling then simmer 14 minutes. Cool. When at room temperature, add orange juice concentrate, lemonade concentrate and whiskey. Freeze for 48 hours. To serve, with spoon, flake ice into serving glass until full. Add 7-Up to fill glass. Add a maraschino cherry and stir.

    Frozen Whisky Sour

    6 oz. blended whiskey

    1 (6 oz.) can frozen lemonade

    6 oz. orange juice

    Crushed ice

    Mix in blender 6 ounce can frozen lemonade, 6 ounce orange juice, and crushed ice to fill blender to half full. Add 6 ounces of Canadian Whiskey and fill blender up with remainder of ice. Blend until smooth.

    Mothers Marvelous Whiskey Sours

    1 (6 oz.) can pink lemonade concentrate

    6 oz. water (use lemonade can to measure)

    6 oz. orange juice (not concentrate)

    1/4 or 1/3 c. light Karo syrup (to taste)

    6 oz. blended whiskey

    Seven Up (optional)

    Maraschino cherry juice (optional)

    In blender, combine first 4 ingredients and blend well. Sweeten to taste before adding whiskey. Add whiskey and blend. Pour over ice in glass and add a dash of 7-Up for sparkle and a hint of cherry juice for color. Top with a cherry. They'll love it.

    Whiskey Sour Freeze

    1 (12 oz.) can frozen orange juice

    1 (6 oz.) can frozen lemonade

    1 (12 oz.) can water

    1 (12 oz.) blended whiskey or bourbon

    Ginger ale or Seven-up

    Blend orange juice, lemonade, water and whiskey in electric blender. Pour into a container and freeze. To serve, spoon some of the frozen mixture into an old-fashioned glass. Add a generous splash of gingerale. Let sit a minute until gingerale seeps through the frozen mixture. Makes enough for several drinks

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    Thank you.

    Eagle. I love that freaking sig man. That's the kitties titties. BB and EC.

  4. ^LOL

    I love dreams like that. You wake up and are like, WTF?

    I got my new computer power adapter in the mail today!!!

    ...and an unexpected check from a car accident in Feb. that is paying the damages for my car (very minor--not going to fix it) for almost $700!

    Whatta good day! :D

    Good to see you back Mandy>>>

    <edit follows>

    Went shopping bought many clothes, satin sheets for when my new friend gets here, visited with a parental unit and had a lovely day despite record breaking heat and the AC being out. Oh well, gotta keep a stiff upper lip and shoot from the hip.

    Sweet day.

  5. Old boy was driving down the road and had to take a dump really badly, unfortunately the next service area wasn't for 200 miles. There was no traffic at all for like the last twenty minutes do he deduces the best approach would be to pull of and take care of BUSINESS. He's about half way through dropping a load and wouldn't you know it, here comes a state trooper. She he hurries up as fas an he can, yanks up his jeans, pulls off his hat and covers the steaming pile with his hat, you know state troopers and they are rarely a happy sort.

    Trooper: What in the world are you doing?

    Man: Uhhhh, busy?

    Trooper: Busy at what, looks to me like your jut sitting there looking at your hat. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

    Man: Hunting!!!

    Trooper: Hunting what you have no gun, your blinker is still on, car running, your not on drugs are you?

    Man: NO :)

    Trooper: But you look like an honest man, so what are you hunting?

    Man: Rabbit, I have one caught under my hat and I don't want him to get away. Tell you what, when I remove my hat you grab him as fast as you can, you know how fast rabbits are right.

    Trooper: Yeah, they sure are fast.

    Man 1,2,3 GO!

    Trooper grabs for rabbit and winds up with a steaming load in his hand...

    Trooper: Awww sh*t man, that was no rabbit.

    Man: Yes it was a very very fast rabbit too, he done sh*t you and ran off.

  6. :)

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    Enjoy

  7. What made me happy today is textually deflowering sensitive readers. What a bunch of weenies over on the War/No-War postings. Good god, like a bunch a jizz-mopping hookers crying about their career choices. :blink:

    :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

    Happy you spent all night coming up with that one? Choice :)

    BTW I'm happy to have friends and I don't live in a war zone :)

    WOOT!

  8. Why would you even want to? Don't like a pic? Fine. Don't dwell on it, move on and comment on a pic you do like? Why take the piss and poke fun at all?

    I don't care about most of the pics in this thread. They do little for me. They largely show girlish women instead of womanly women and most are skinny with few curves. I don't spend my time here bitching about them.

    Noodlehead?

    :hysterical:

    I thought I already said I was just going on at you, and my point was, which is purely subjective and not for anyone afraid of a typical subjective comment WAS! Most people or guys agree on who looks good and who doesn't. As far as "models" or people to look at and adore. Serious studies have been done about which type of women most. men think are attractive. It has to do with psychology, symmetry and goes as far as what get's most mens corpuscles racing.

    As far as just subjective sarcasm we agreed that this was just me and you fucking about which I find fun and just something men do. Many people don't understand it and I wouldn't be surprised if you brought it in for purely an example. I am not real judgemental in real life and accept most anyone until they have just plastered me to a wall, well as far as girls go anyway. I mean why bother, men and women have different viewpoints on what is "game," which are different from clique to clique and norms applied by segments of society as they see fit from culture to subculture.

    I am politically correct about as often as I want to be. I see it's advantages and disadvantages. Overall though I see it as a trifle less than a ball gag and a trifle more than a kick in the arse.

    Guy's play, girls play and we all enjoy most of the game without getting too out of sorts. I mended this fence once just to say it was game, purely game. And many of the examples I put up for being PURELY subjective and many of these things have been discussed time and time again......we just repeat things in a different fashion in all sincerity.

    Men like a place to play where they can have fun, you have as much right to adore a 'clears throat and gags' whale as I do a fit model.

    Realistically?

    I dont give a donkey fart about most subjective psychobabble to begin with. I put faith in what I see and do, not what people say they do or want. Most of us know 99% of it's subjective horse shit to begin with.

    You dragged if back up at some point and it started all over again, so I knew it was still game.

    Guys do anyways.

    Chill peeps it's a subjective sarcasm game.

    NOW!

    When do the lapdancers get here?

    Hello Mangani :)

  9. The little blue parakeet who landed on our apartment gutter, singing loudly, moving to the left and right as if on a perch, trying to fly with the other wild birds who steal seed from the bunny cages on our balcony.

    I wanted to catch him and try to return him to his owner (surely he must have one) before a cat, dog or bigger bird hunts him down but he happily (and confidently!) flew away ... as a FreeBird. :D

    If something belongs to you it will return. If not you must set it free. That is unless you speak good "bird."

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