Mary Hartman
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The Enchanter - Planty
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When You Dance I Can Really Love - Neil Young
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Going to choose 2 new pairs of specs today. Been wearing the same old wired rims for way too long
Good morning DZL.
Good morning DD....
Soak Up The Sun Sheryl Crow:
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Miss You - Incubus
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Shake Rattle And Roll - Elvis
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The Devil Cried - Black Sabbath
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Like A Virgin - Madonna
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Burning Down The House - Talking Heads
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Hung Up - Madonna
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Fedex woke me up and gave me a package. Good thing for Fedex. I mean with all the postal workers shooting each other, losing packages and thinking they are Big Daddy Mac
Good morning.
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I know what you mean MH. I've been living in Germany for 30 something years but when it comes to America I am very patriotic. Rock On Americans!
Awww, what a nice thing to say. Thank you DD
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Yep....shoulda had ice cream for desert.......it mighta helped!
I love spicy food too, I know old joke but eh?
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An old lady walks into a plastic surgeon's office and tells him she wants a facelift. He says "Well, we have three models. The first is for $1000 and is guaranteed for one year, the second is $3000 and is guaranteed for 3 years and the last is $5000 and it is guaranteed for 5 years."
The old lady says "Well tell me about them."
The doctor says, "For $1000 you are going to get a half-ass job that you pay very little for."
She responds, "Forget that one, what about the next one."
He explains, "For $3000 we do a much better job and pay close attention to detail, but it is only guaranteed for 3 years."
The lady says, "No, that's no good either, what about the last one."
The doctor replies, "For $5000 you are going to get the best facelift with a feature that is on the cutting edge of plastic surgery. There will be a screw attached to the back of your head and if you notice your face sagging, just come back in and we will tighten the screw."
The lady is delighted and has the surgery. About 6 months later she comes back to the office very upset. "Doctor, I want my money back because I look horrible. Look at these bags under my eyes!" The doctor leans back in his chair and says, "Lady you aren't getting anything back. Those bags under your eyes are your tits and if you keep messing with that screw, you're going to have a mustache."
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Being confident Americans always band together for our country. I guess it's a patriotic thing.
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Let's just say it burned twice.
Yell COME ON ICE CREAM
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Dirty - C. Aguilera
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Going to Thai for dinner.
How was your Thai DD? Did it taste a lot like chicken?
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Runaway - Del Shannon
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Speaking of food. Donuts just went on sale for 50%. Fresh ones. Now that sounds like something to celebrate.
Glad your feeling better Al, keep on keeping on.
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More plans for my long vacation. And snow, snowed today. Very clean and pristine.
Stay bundled up peeps.
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Addicted To Love - Robert Palmer
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The Song Remains The Same - Led Zeppelin
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Nobody's Home - Avril Lavigne
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I'm A Man - The Yardbirds
What Made You Happy today?
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Dark Roast Fair Trade Coffee.
and a PM from a friend.