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Hi all,
Gee, I have never had to wait long at all! I live in a small suburb so hopefully I get through the line fast. I'm going before work and don't want to be TOO late!
Funny,most of us never complained ever having to wait. This was back in the 70's,80's,90's.
'Til next year,...
KB
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Hi all,
Hello,i've been away for some time,this is a thread for everyone with a mental illness,I have always been depressed,several times i contemplated suicide and even made one attempt (Saved by a friend) I am now getting professional help,I have been diagnosed with clinical depression and schizophrenia,also apparently i am an ex multiple personality disorder sufferer,you have done some great things.You have a friend,you have gotten professional help.Do you know that you saved yourself?Take credit for that!Hoo-Ray!
which i overcame without medical help which is "A testament to my strength of mind" (Or so my shrink says)It is.And drop the 'shrink' stuff.They are telling you the truth.You did it.Got it?
and am on the meds,my friends have been supportive,my family doesn't know and i don't plan to tell them because i can function normally anyway,One thing at a time.Normally?Your doing just fine.Your getting the help you need,your friends are supporting you.Since you need to get yourself together and since you know how your family *might* or might not react,....one step at a time,take care of your self.First.And foremost.
My email is kbvrod@verizon.net if you need an a-hole to talk to.
Chin-up,KB
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Hi all,
What about the ladies?Bikers!
KB(all the best Dzldoc!!!)
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A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer said, “Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?”
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said–”Well yeah, if that’s what they are–I never heard of circle flies.” So the farmer says–”Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.”
The trooper says, “Oh,” and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, “Hey…wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horses ass?”
The farmer says, “Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horses ass.”
The trooper says, “Well, that’s a good thing,” and goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer says, “Hard to fool them flies though.”
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Hi all,
I hardly ever go to the movies, maybe once or twice a year. Tropic Thunder looks worth seeing on the big screen......anyone watch it yet and is it good?Hi Angel,I saw Tropic Thunder,last night out-n-out funny!
But be warned,if your easily offened,you will be! KB
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1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said Thyroid problem?’
2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
3) I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.
4) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don’t get on with my real ladder.
5) I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
6) A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
7) Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said ‘Sticks and stones may break >my bones but names will never hurt me’, and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
My Dad used to say ‘always fight fire with fire’, which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.9) Sex is like bridge: If you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
10) I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ‘No, six should be enough.’
11) If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
12) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
13) You know that look women get when they want sex? No, me neither.
14) Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don’t understand, such as working for a living.
15) I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
16) Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
‘Please allow me to help. I’m a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me’, she told him.
‘Oh, no, I’ll be all right. I’ll be fine in a few minutes,’ the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked,’How does that feel’?
He replied: ‘It feels great, but I still think my thumb’s broken.’
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Hi all,
Mary Louise Parker.Domo,Cletus,.....almost in the ball park!
KB
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Hi all,
Wait a minute,isn't that Ann Hathaway?
Because if it is she's 26,....
The hottest woman of over 40?.
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Hi all,
Steve,where in LOTR is the word Hobbstweedle?
KB
Book writers and webmasters everywhere please note Hobbstweedle is in Lord of the Rings, but Robert Plant altered the spelling for his band in '68:"Obstweedle" -- direct quote from Robert in response to inquiry, Toronto, July 4 1998
Mothers in Birmingham
June 8 1968
Scan courtesy of dazedjeffy
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Hi all,
No, that's his sister,baggy Barb,....
KB
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Hi all,
I'll trade you. I would prefer to sand drywall to being in this nut house!!! HELP!Yeah, some good jokes here.Drywall doesnn't talk back!
KB(hang in there T!)
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Hi all,
Great ones!Thanks for the nuk,chuckle,laughs!Keep them coming,...I got go sand some drywall,...no joke!
KB
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THE IRISHMAN AND THE MORMON
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and
placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores
than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."
KB
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Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a
mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a
halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I
couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbours
daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbours daughter is 22. We
have been married for ten years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having
an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.
He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling
increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I
gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to
counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
Can yo u please help?
Sincerely, Sheila
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Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on
the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these
approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is
faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps,
Walter
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Hi all,
Another reason Billy is cool in my book."It was like the first time I heard Led Zeppelin. I realized I was nothing. Everything to that point was puny."
Anyone that loves Zep that much can't be too bad.
P.S. Abba lovers= WANKERS
Billy Joel, has always had praise for Zep,...
Er, ITTOD was recorded at Polar Studio,owned by,.....?
Hate to break the news but Bonzo was friends with at least on of the Gibbs,....
KB(your kidding,right?No,I am staying home,.....who is kid?)
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Hi all,
Well,nice to know where all the beautiful people reside on the internet,....
KB(makes sin look good)
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Hi all,
I am amazed some guys find her hot. She had a great body but not a good looking face..Watch one of her movies,first.Then look up her life,......
KB(I'd take that,if I could,but,...)
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Hi all,
Mmmmm,...I wonder what's in that juke box???
Rock on eagle!
KB(rolls)
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Hi all,
Ledbaby,....only when she walks,.....no wait!
KB
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12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio
1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside him.'
3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'
5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god !! What have I just said??'
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '
10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'
11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'
But be warned,if your easily offened,you will be! 
My Dad used to say ‘always fight fire with fire’, which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
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The Recipe Thread
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Hi all,
Cheap stuffing,turkey's only,secrets revealed,e-mail me at stuffdabird @verision.net.
We will save you by 4pm 
KB(your welcome,and have a good Thanksgiving!Again!
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