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  1. Hi zepyep!

    How are you?

    LOL Tinkerbell

  2. A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.' >> On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note: >> 'Dear Madam: Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that: #1 - it had never been occupied; #2 - there was plenty of heat; and #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home. However, I found out that: #1 - it had been previously occupied, #2 - there wasn't any heat, and #3 - it was entirely too large.' Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note: ' Dear Sir: #1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. #2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. #3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management. So, Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.'
  3. Hi all, "What Made You Happy today?" People like you,... KB(knot kidding)
  4. Hi Babs,all, That is more like it! KB,cleaning services (508-555-1525)
  5. Hi all, Can we see photos of good looking broads? K
  6. Young,dumb and full of,... KB(like that?)
  7. Hi all, Another dumb broad,.....spats,1 for 1,... KB
  8. Hi all, There certainly was.Think of that scene and what everybody saw,..... KB
  9. Hi all, So,how do you feel now? KB
  10. Hi Yukon,all, A wonderful,funny,sad movie.It has Clint stamped all over it,which is a good thing,IMVHO.No spoilers ahead,but to see Clint playing a bigot,was a shocker!Check out 'Bird' if you have never seen it,CE was and is a huge fan of Jazz,... KB(All that)
  11. Hi all, You are not alone,none of you are,..... Get the **** out of the wilderness,would ya? KB
  12. Hi all, It's good your venting!Get it out!And if feel the need to go off,send me a PM,ok? You don't know this is the cause.It is human nature to blame oneself for the problems of others.I am not trying to be harsh here but the illness can run in a family. Both he and you need some help.These things are cries for it.Are you and he getting any?I am not getting personal,information is need and if,again a PM is a better way to discuss it,... Step #1: heal thyself.You will never be able to reach out to him until you are healed. Next,stop blaming yourself.There is only one thing you can take control of; YOU!And your brother doesn't have control. Again,if this too much,I'd like to know your ages.A guess,let your Mom be the adult/parent.Is she?I know hard questions,sorry. B,get your self righted,you putting too much on yourself,IMVHO. There is nothing to forgive.We are hear to help. Chin up!KB
  13. Hi Steve,all, No matter! Merry Christmas my friend! KB(and to all a good night!)
  14. Hi all, There is the brightest full moon out there tonight,enjoy! KB
  15. Hi all, I'll bet the feeling is mutual,... Rating someone from a few internet pics,.....that is why your spats,... Hey,shifty,your not going to get a date with supermodel,and the girl next door is not going to date you,neither ..... KB
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