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weslgarlic

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  1. Snuff - Shake n Vac SNUFF : BRAN FLAKES
  2. Nigella Talks Dirty Kirstie Talks Dirty
  3. “Celebrities Works Hard To Become Well Known, Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognized”
  4. Did you hear about the Conservative MP who was found dead in an Arsenal strip? The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarassment
  5. "I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles."
  6. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
  7. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
  8. Paul McCartney Radio 6 in session TV concert on BBC red button FREEVIEW channel 301 its on a repeat play loop for today
  9. Paul McCartney Radio 6 in session TV concert on BBC red button FREEVIEW channel 301 its on a repeat play loop for today
  10. You may not recall the moment that you asked me But your invitation was clear You'll pretend you've never met me But it's far to late Now I'm here Cause I'm the one who knows what scares you I'm the one who loves you best I'm the thirteenth at the table I'm the uninvited guest I'm the banquo at your banquet I'm the cuckoo in your nest I'm your fifteen stone first-footer I'm the uninvited guest I was there when you said insincere I love you's To a woman that wasn't your wife And I fronted you the money That you ran away and blew On the biggest regret of your live Cause I'm the one who knows what scares you I'm the who loves you best I'm the thirteenth at the table I'm the uninvited guest I'm the banquo at your banquet I'm the cuckoo in your nest I'm your new year's resolution I'm the uninvited guest I'm the face you hoped you'd never see But always knew you would I'm the one thing you knew you shouldn't do But did because you could I'm the evil in your bloodstream I'm the rash upon your skin And you made a big mistake alright The day you let me in And you can fly to the other side of the world You know you'll only find I've reserved the seat behind you We can talk about old times Cause I'm the one who knows what scares you I'm the who loves you best I'm the thirteenth at the table I'm the uninvited guest I'm the banquo at your banquet I'm the cuckoo in your nest I'm your fifteen stone first-footer I'm the uninvited guest I'm you new year's resolution I'm the uninvited guest "When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'." — Groucho Marx
  11. Easy targets .. I think the likes of Nickleback , Bon Jovi , Kiss , Metallica , Rush Et Al have all lived longer than anyone would hope for
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