[Post A Picture Of Yourself!]

Guy on the left is my man...

The drink I'm drinking would be homemade sex on the beach.

It was far more alcoholic than it should have been, so we re-named it 'Rape on the Beach'.

That's pretty funny. Careful not to get sand in improper places

[Post A Picture Of Yourself!]

Awesome Gibson LP guys. Not sure about the other, appears to be a Fender Strat or Pseudo Strat

I may need to rent that Bobcat from you if you can spare it for a bit.

[Whats your favorite movie?]

I mean have a look at those abs.

[Whats your favorite movie?]

I almost forgot Spider Man. Loved that movie. Love the actress even better. She is one smokin babe. I first saw her in some sort of ad very young. Not the best actress ever, but not bad either.

[What Made You Happy today?]

This joke made me happy today

Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to a woman and he takes his very life into his own hands.

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

[Whats your favorite movie?]

This is really hard to answer to pick just one. So I will choose several faves.

Dirty Harry

Ten Commandments

The Song Remains The Same

Rain Man

The Matrix

[Star Trek]

A couple weeks ago, Paramount released a poster for the new Star Trek movie and a fan did some work on it, giving it its proper shades of colour since then.

Pretty cool.

Hey Canada that's really cool. I've always been a Trekkie.

[Song Name Game]

My Love - Paul Mccartney

[What Made You Happy today?]

My roomie and I are going to purchase new guns. Yahoooooo Marines never believed in not being armed to the teeth

[Beautiful Women]

Sexy Juliette on stage.....

Thank you dragster. I needed that

[Song Name Game]

My Head`s in Mississippi - ZZ Top

Hey Hey My My - Neil Young

[Song Name Game]

Dancing in Heaven-- Robbie P.

Tears In Heaven - Eric Clapton

[Song Name Game]

Bridge Over Troubled Water--S & G

Hell And High Water - Black Stone Cherry

[Song Name Game]

View from a bridge. Kim Wilde

Altar Bridge - Matalingus

[Song Name Game]

Lord of This World --Black Sabbath

Bridge Of Sighs - Robin Trower

[Song Name Game]

All Day and All of the Night...The Kinks

Because The Night - Bruce Springsteen

[Song Name Game]

Talkin Back To The Night...Steve Winwood

edit typo: Talking

Tonights The Night - Niel Young and Crazy Horse

[What Made You Happy today?]

Coffee and oatmeal.

[Song Name Game]

Tonight's the Night...Rod Stewart

Night Flight - Led Zep

[Song Name Game]

You Me Together - Stanley Clarke Band

[Song Name Game]

The River...Bruce Springsteen

The Song Remains The Same - Led Zep

[Song Name Game]

Big Log - Robert Plant

[What Made You Happy today?]

Got a new Joss Stone DVD.

Planned great vacation far far away.

Roomie is in.

Family is well.

Long walk day for health.

New friend is happier

Why bother?

[Song Name Game]

Get Back - The Beatles

[Song Name Game]

I Love You So Much It Hurts - Ray Charles