Bea Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Since there's a topic on drummer jokes, why not one about the others? Piano: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor. What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major. What did a piano player say to a tightrope walker? You better C sharp or you'll B flat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazednconfuzed14 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 1.What's the best sound you can make with a guitar? A splash. 2. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch? A guitarist who's told too many drummer jokes. 3. What do you say to a guitarist in a 3-piece suit? "Will the defendant please rise..." 4. How do you get two guitar player to play in perfect unison? Shoot one. Sometimes I think I chose the wrong instrument hahahaha i like these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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