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Bea

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Since there's a topic on drummer jokes, why not one about the others?

Piano:

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major.

What did a piano player say to a tightrope walker?

You better C sharp or you'll B flat!

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1.What's the best sound you can make with a guitar?

A splash.

2. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch?

A guitarist who's told too many drummer jokes.

3. What do you say to a guitarist in a 3-piece suit?

"Will the defendant please rise..."

4. How do you get two guitar player to play in perfect unison?

Shoot one.

Sometimes I think I chose the wrong instrument <_<

hahahaha i like these

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