Jeez. I was asking you Del. I'm the one with the bag on bass ackwards. chucky chuck CHUCKY, wooooooo hooo.

How the heck do you do that Del

:hysterical: Woooo, hoooooo, heh heh heh heh, chucky chucky PLUCKY. Bartooni gimme a Tina Louise..?. I dunno...she likes it discreet. thank you jabe

What's the difference between a tangerine and a lemon?

chucky, chucky CHUCKY BABY! Yeah, tough crowd, tough crowd. Man on man oooooooo humina humina brrrr, cold too. One heckler claimed I was his mamma, I was about "In the bag," anyways. And the fucking Stacey twins were swapping bags and on with the tomatoes just prior to me. The super glue plot they devised came off as planned and my boogers still smell like The Daytona 500 on warm days. Good thing... for you and Nurse Ratchett being there with the ink pen huh? I was turning blue. Thank you Del Good thing the K.Y. Jelly didn't leak instead of the glue eh?

No, I like my nut individually wrapped, wooooo, hoooooo. chucky, CHUCKY.... CHUCKY!

Meeting my new friend. Unknown Comic: Woooo, hoooo...chucky, CHUCKY, CHUCKY! Friend: Yes Charles? Unknown Comic: I see you went 'Internationale Instructions?' Friend: Oui monsieur!

Chucky chucky chucky, wooooo hooo. Young and Foolish A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime, and instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said, "Guess who?" The controller switched the field lights off and replied, "Guess."

Blonde in First Class... In a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first-class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first-class ticket. The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving." Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman, asking her to please move out of the first-class section. Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving." The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do. The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this." He went to the first-class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?" Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally persuaded her to move from her seat. He said, "I told her the first-class section wasn't going to New York."

Flying onward... On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, “And get me a whiskey you cow.” The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whiskey for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this omission is pointed out to her, the parrot drains its glass and bawls, “And get me another whiskey you bitch.” Quite upset,the girl comes back shaking with another whiskey but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man tries the parrot's approach. “I've asked you twice for coffee. Go and get it now, or I'll give you a slap.” Next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says, “For someone who can't fly, you're a cheeky bastard.”

I don't like to chase down barfy bags

I fly a lot.

Why does The Unknown Comic wear a bag over his head?