Mary Hartman
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A drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar,
walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately
apologised and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered,
"you even sound exactly like her."
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...let me guess...jimmy hoffa?
I cannot say. I get sooooo tickled every time I look at it. I'm afraid everyone will spew coffee at their PC's
Today is very sunny and the coffee is good. So no complaints. I have a job to go do sooooooo off I go for a few.
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Lady - Kenny Rogers
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Dark. Good night all/
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I Don't Know Why I Didn't Come - Norah Jones
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Got a bag of Cheetos. Found one that has a very interesting shape to it!
<sp correct on edit>
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Got a gorgeous hug from a lovely girl.....
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Litte By Little - Robert Plant (Little Miss/Good song)
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Some sunshine for you. Be who you are...I have to Roll.....
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Good Golly Miss Molly - Little Richard
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Asheville North Carolina, United States 28801
Sunny
45°F
Feels Like
45°F
Updated: May 20 07:25 a.m. ET
UV Index:
0 Low
Wind:
From ESE at 2 mph
Humidity:
89%
Pressure:
30.41 in.
Dew Point:
42°F
Visibility:
10.0 miles
Sunrise:
6:21 AM
Sunset:
8:32 PM
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A new Nora Jones DVD. Well to me it's new lol.
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Running With The Devil - Van Halen
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Strong Dark Italian French Pressed and my new antiques.
Mmmmm, you can almost smell it huh?
Sun is rising over the lop lollies peeking into some of the houses. There's a mild dew on the grass and it's quiet as a fricking mouse here. This community is very quiet and set on the side of the tallest mountain this side of town. Almost at the peak. A five minute walk will take you there/
I also have a good view of the clubhouse which I can be in in two minutes for billiards, ping pong, a computer lab, a coffee bar, large screen televisions, a weight room with tele and 7 teles scattered around. Most large screen. It's true there's a party room hidden in it too and a place which is called The G-Spot.
That we will leave to the imagination. The name was kinda too risky for some of the conservative people (It had a G-Spot sign and the sign was taken down)
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Asheville, North Carolina, United States
38F
UV Index: 0 Low
Wind: From E at 2 mph
Humidity: 76%
Pressure: 30.39 in.
Dew Point: 32°F
Visibility: 10.0 miles
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A fresh sunrise and visitors snoring in the dining room. Quiet as a mouse here.
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In My Time Of Dieing - Led Zeppelin
I'm bouncing her on my knee, but when I get through she my return I dunno?
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What a beautifull name Cara!!! In spanish means "querida".
I can told you that Mary was a heart of a man.
Awww thank you el mago. Welcome CARA!
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Sunny about 60F mild breeze.
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What Is And What Should Never Be - Led Zeppelin
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Round And Around - Ratt
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Look At Little Sister - Stevie Ray Vaughn
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Don't Shoot Me I'm Only The Piano Player - Elton John
It's really and album, but I was drawing blanks.
Everyone have a nice day. I am off.
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Misty and warm. A bit humid to the skin.
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What Made You Happy today?
in Ramble On
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Looks like the sun is coming out. This is good.