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SozoZoso

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  1. Various Starbucks Coffees (Sizes)
    • Tall Latte (Small)
    • Grande Latte (Medium)
    • Venti Latte (Large)
    • The Original Six Dollar Organic Vanilla Soy Chai Tea Mocha Latte
    • super pre pubecent latte grand to tha max with moms birth control pills and a coffee cup cozzie made by burbery, and lacoste
    • Super Venti Latte
    • Hyper-charged Venti Latte
    • Venti Latte Type-R
    • Super Extra Venti Latte
    • Double triple expresso five-shot Venti Grande Latte
    • We Have To Resize The Door Because It's Too Small For The Latte Latte
    • It's Not Just A Coffee, It's Also A Hot Tub
    • AND THE ALL NEW!: "You'll Need To Take Out A Mortgage For The Price Of this Latte Latte"
    • H2 Hummer's gas tank
    • Oprah's Venti Double-chinned clit-dick Latte

    Note: A normal coffee isn't currently available at starbucks, instead you have to buy some expensive shit with a load of sugar and a billion other things in for the price of a rather large house

  2. £60 million for some bloke to kick a inflated pigs skin across a lawn.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/11053760/Angel-di-Maria-set-for-60-million-transfer-to-Manchester-United-after-saying-goodbye-to-Real-Madrid-team-mates.html

    ...Meanwhile, our country is on its knees with poverty, deprivation, rising increase of Victorian diseases (Polio, Rickets etc) because families cannot afford to feed their kids, people cannot afford to pay for heat so they might as well spend the winter sitting huddled around a candle for warmth.

    I am not talking about some African country, rather I am talking about the UK....yes! The worlds 5th richest country.

    While on the subject, it reminds me of this joke.

    George Osborne (British Conservative MP fatcat and Chancellor of the Exchequer)..saw a little old lady struggling with two heavy bags of shopping,

    "You shouldn't be struggling with those two bags of shopping, let me help," he said.

    So he halved her pension so she could only afford one in future.

  3. I've just read that actor Orlando Bloom punched Justin Bieber last night, during an argument at a nightclub in Spain.

    Orlando complained that his hand was pretty sore today.

    Apparently the entire nightclub had queued up to high-five him.


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