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lillian

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  1. A woman goes to her Human Resource Manager to file a complain against a fellow employee who is sexually harrassing her, the HR manager explains that having the other employee tell her, her hair smells good is not sexual harrassment, the woman looks at the manager in disbelieve, and tells him, "you don't understand the SOB is a midget"!
  2. A guy is playing golf, and tees the ball off into a field of buttercups, he goes down to the field and starts tearing out these buttercups, when he hears a voice say, "please don't tear out my buttercups", he looks up and doesn't see anyone there, he continues tearing out flowers, and hears the voice again, "please don't tear out my buttercups", he looks up and sees this gorgeous woman, in a long flowing dress, he explains the golf ball situation and she tells him, "if you don't tear out my buttercups I will give you free butter for a year", he thinks this is reasonable and he has found the ball anyway, he gets up to leave, and before he does, he asks the woman, "where were you last week when I tee'd the ball off into the field of pussywillows"?!
  3. I went to see the Moody Blues this past Monday the 17th, really good show, I was really impressed, and very annoyed at a woman sitting in front of me, who was sitting looking bored shitless not clapping or getting into the music or anything, I am standing up clapping and shouting, and she turns around and tells me my shouting is hurting her ears, I looked at her and told her I was at a rock concert, not a nursing home!
  4. I thought I was the only person out there who had seen the movie, it's nice to see someone who likes it as much as I do, haven't laughed sooo much in years, my kids and I watched in Spanish and it doesn't lose it's translation, just as funny. Cheers to you!
  5. One of my favorite movies, that I just discovered is Love Actually, and Bill Nighy plays an aging rock star there's a scene where he's being interviewed at a radio station and his response to the questions are hilarious! I can watch that movie over and over and not get tired of it, I haven't laughed so much in years! Absolutely incredible!
  6. Sunday June 19th, 1977 Fathers Day at the San Diego Sports Arena
  7. Saw Led Zeppelin in 1977, I was fourteen years old and I still remember it like it was yesterday, the best show ever, 3 1/2 hours of nothing but Led Zeppelin, really incredible concert! There really wasn't anything like watching Pagey, Percy, Jonesy and Bonzo live at that time and there won't be another band quite like them ever again. They were the best!
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