Evster2012 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Top Twelve Indicators That The Economy Is Bad 12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. 11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank. 9. Hot wheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market. 8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package. 7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer. 6. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names. 5. The highest-paid job is now jury duty. 4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving in America?" 3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on. 2. The Mafia is laying off judges. And the # 1 indicator that the economy is bad is... 1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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