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After manually pulling several hundred weeds from my neglected lawn, I decided to buy some spray-on week killer. Lo and behold, I discovered many potential band names from the list of weeds that the product kills. I envision several bluegrass/heavy metal band names here. Not a complete list, but here go...

Black Medic, Buckhorn, Chickweeds, Cudweed, Dollarweed, Goosegrass, Knotweed, Oxalis, Pennywort, Prostrate Pigweed, Speedwell, Wild Carrot, Wild Mustard.

And my favorite....Creeping Charlie. Holly shit!!! That's it Creeping Charlie. Instant platinum seller!!!!

Ladies and Gentleman, please welcome to the stage....PROSTRATE PIGWEED...pigweed...pigweed...igweed..igweed...weed....weed..eed..eed......

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Don't forget stinkweed, stingweed, and Canadian Thistle!

I used to know a lot of weed names, but I can't find my book :( I'll let you know if I think of more.

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I'd say wild violet (round leaves with purple flowers) is the hardest to get rid of - it spreads and roots in like crazy. I choose to bend over and pick each weed or sprig of crabgrass while I mow, instead of using these products. It sounds nutty, but works if you're diligent enough.

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