She had me floating around for a while. She's also on our forum as Psimas.

Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.' They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my beer. They are SO on my shit list ...

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.' 13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' 15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 17. A backward poet writes inverse. 18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. 19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. 20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine. 21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.' 22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!' 23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.' 25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. 26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Found this in the corner of my mind

Sorry for the repost.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQsw8QSAouc

Just the title, but the video's cool. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81100181/

^ Cool! Searching on a site gave me this result:

Love it!

Damn operator !!!

That made me think: sharing a song is a great gift! Thank YOU for this thread and thanks to all who participate :!

A song in my head the past few days ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6E1rLt4L3c

Quite nice guitar and drumming ...

A documentary about Woodstock.

Coda - I Can't Quit You Baby. Raw.

I must say the music of That's The Way enters thru the earphones, pulses thru my bloodstream soothing nerves and muscles on the way and by the time it reaches the brain, I'm seeing colors flowing thru the air. I get a similar effect with Going To California, Kashmir, In The Light.

Brspled, awesome pic! I love that place! I'd be sitting near the water with a hurdygurdy ...

:D I'm glad it brought you a smile!

I had this bottle opener in the kitchen for so long and recently noticed something ...

^ Nice one. Hollies - Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress

Help! I'm stuck in the 70's! Rick Derringer - Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq9BjZhxjcM

David Essex - Rock On http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgcYfKw0_TI

Argent - Hold Your Head Up

I needed something powerful, fresh, immediate, positive, soft yet loud, so I put on LZ I.