BIGDAN
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A teacher tells her class she's a United fan. The class agrees with her except one little girl. When asked who she likes the girl said City, the teacher asked why and the girl said "because my mommy and daddy are fans". The teacher replies "that's no reason to like them, what if your dad was an idiot and your mom was a moron then what would you be?" The little girl replied back, "a United fan".
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Today is my parents' 39th wedding anniversary.
Congratulations to them both then.
Regards, Danny
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just thought i'd post this in case BIG DAN is getting too worked up over some of the "soft porn" in this thread.....
there
that oughta keep the lil fella in check......
Is this a picture of you beetleron?
if so keep em coming as I just love this one, and I'm not having a go at soft porn, just that this thread seems to be dedicated to it, if Spider wants to have his own Porn Topic I would see nothing wrong with that but to keep hijacking someone else's Topics gets a tad tedious, you get where I'm coming from?Regards, Danny
PS, I don't wear Check I'm more of a Hoop's kinda guy.
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okay, I see someone else started a Joni thread and it's already locked. Why is that?
To stop WW3 breaking out.
Regards, Danny
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Yes but its the chicken and egg thingy, Are AC/DC Australian or British ? having the members been born in Scotland,England and Wales etc ?? its a difficult one. I can see Reggie's point to an extent, we all want our own born poeple I guess, like the cricket, I am ok with having SA born players if they meet the criteria but it does it days at the same time sit un easy with me (oxymoron) , also German football team have Polish born players and The All blacks have Fuji born.
Hi Leddy,
How can a SA born player meet the criteria of being OK to play for England, he's an AFRICAN for fcuk sake, even if He is White he is still not an English born Person so has no real right to represent US in Any Way Shape of Form.
It makes a mockery of your birth right to allow Foreign Players to be Nationalised in to another Culture and People just to "make up the numbers" instead of using our Home Grown Talent and it encourages Racism rather than helps to stop it.
Why I don't even like people from out of the area calling themselves "Cockneys" its something you are Born in to, not something you Acquire, or use as a Fashion Accessory. Sorry mate but if you ain't one of US then you ain't one of US, Comprendo?
Kind Regards, Cockney Dan the English Man
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Great King Rat - Queen
Great Whale Songs-By Free Willy
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Hey no worries I really do not care people pointing things out, I did search couldn't find and started mine explaining, its just the guy has a problem with me and I guess I do like to put my fishing rod out and wait for a bite !! I do search, just because I couldn't find it. I am one who does search and bring old topics back up the list, I would say more so than others. I confess I haven't all the time in the world to be scrolling pages ( eh Jimmy).
Its just the attitude after I had explained why I reposted that made me laugh, he should of just taken it as right ok I get what he says,move on and lets get on with YES debte instead of getting all arsy. I do not just start topics off for the sake of them. Anyway this is the last about it as its so futile and no probs you saying.
I will reel the fishing line in............for now anyway.
PS Roundabout is a classic song.....eh back on topic.
Yes Yes Yes, now come to order please, its not like Jahfin thinks you deserve to be Banned for some minor indiscretion like he did with me is it now Leddy.
My younger brother was a keen Yes fan, as for Me? well I can take em or mostly leave em, not enough Emotion in their Music for Me, Prog Rock was always for the Upper Class Toffee Nosed Gits like my Brother round my way, Led Zeppelin were classed as being to much like Stolen Blues for them to be much interested, much like Sabbath and Purple, be I've always liked to buck the system and go for what I like over what is Fashionable or to be IN with a crowd for the sake of Friends. And my friends have to be in to Led Zeppelin or they can "ferkofski" or "Vamaroose" as they say.
But I do like Yes and Prog Rock more now than I did Zen, if you get my drift?
Kind Regards, Danny
PS, Leddy? you PM box is full mate, or you have banned me from PMing you.
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Now, this is more my kinda nun!
Talking about Nuns? I'll tell you a true story.
While playing in the Final of the "National Nuns and Priests Friday Night Darts League" a Priest stands up to the oche to take what should be the final winning throws, he needs a score of 120.
His first dart just misses double top (40) and he scores a 20, his second dart hits the treble 20 (60 so a total score of 80 leaving 40 to get) so he throws his final dart and its on its way to a winning double top when it hits the wire, it bounces out and nearly hits Mother Superior in the eye who jumps up so quickly that her head collides with the book shelf which breaks away on one side and sends toppling all the books and ornament and a large bronze bust of Jesus Christ on to the head of the Novice Sister Saint Unlucky.
And the compare shouts out? wait for it, "One Nun dead and Eightyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Regards, Danny
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LOl was that really you ?? I remember that, was sitting on top a porta loo at the time near the front and side, drenched, cold and pissed off, but Purple made it all worth it. Do you remember the night before in the camp site that The Friday Rock Show was being broadcast from there and Vance was wlking around with Ian Gillan, what other big group would have a member doing that the night before their first show back home in years. Gillan good egg, just a shame he and Blackers couldn't get on .
Hi Leddy,
Yes, well as I'm the only one with the balls to claim such a think I'll say in Print that "I BIGDAN threw that bottle" although it was one of many that were aimed at the Fat Ejut.
Wasn't there the night before so I didn't know any of what you said, but yea Gillan is quite the ordinary man in real life, a couple of friends of mine had a few pints with him many years ago and all said he was a very nice guy. Blackmore on the other hand could start a fight with himself in his sleep, he fcuked up every band he was with, present one excepted, but then he is screwing the singer.
Kind Regards, Danny
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Jafhin, Fool, Kiwi,
You can cut out the very amateurish psychology, I never said I didn't like or I hadn't heard Graceland's did I? nor will I ever admit to it openly, the ignominy would be too great.
Kind Regards, Danny
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YES NOT REALLY THE MANS STUFF YOU WERE ON ABOUT
PS, She has a weird taste in Music but I am willing to put the time in to change her perception of just what is Good Music, She now has an ipod with the entire Led Zeppelin Catalogue on it, let us now see how she appreciates Substance over Mush hey?
Kind Regards, Danny
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Paul Simon, Graceland's, for the wife you understand?
Regards, Danny
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Led By Zeppelin, Ashford Football Ground, 2009.
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Thats cool, I got "Deepest Purple in 1980" and saw them many times from 1985 onwards, first being at "Mudworth" or "Knebworth 85" as its better known, I never did get to see Rainbow as was more into Purple, but seeing them at Knebs was my fave concert moment up untill 2007.
Knebworth 1985.
Me too Leddy, do you remember all the bottle throwing? and that fat guy, what was his name? ah yes, Meat Loaf, with his broken leg in plaster, and as he tried to dodge MY bottle he fell Arse over Tit, twas my Greatest achievement to that date, bloody marvelous it was.
Kind Regards, Danny
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Awww....Danny!
That old woman who is in the cartoon is a real meanie and I do feel sorry for her poor old husband (whoever he is)! I'm a million percent sure that Misses BIGDAN is in fact a downright sweetie! There's no fooling you Kiwi is there? If Misses BIGDAN were here right now she would laugh her roll on's off mate.
Kind Regards, Danny
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Uh-oh!
Looks like this is one angry housewife!
Where did you get that picture of Misses BIGDAN from?
Only difference is that she doesn't own a gun, but she does have several knives and would find great pleasure in replacing the Moose's head we have above the fireplace with my "Credentials" if I ever upset her that badly.
Kind Regards, Danny,
PS, I never go out without a chaperon anymore, its safer that way.
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Ok and appologies but hey its been a long time, but the jokes are flying in thick and fast today.....What do you call an Aussie handling a bat ????..........A vet.....boom boom, ...will duck for cover right now as the missle get fired in the direction of England.
All wight then Leddy Aussie jokes is it?
Q. What do you call an Aussie with a bottle of Champagne?
A. A waiter.
Don't worry all my Aussie fiends, twill not last, I'm certain it was just a blip, Australia will be back at the crease in no time at all knocking England for six, over and over again, so "NO WORRIES HEY BRUCE" and good luck.
Regards, Danny
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Well, as we all know, Gandhi was an iconic leader who changed the course of India's history, forever!
But I absolutely love this really rockin' version of him! And check out the glasses! Fancy, huh? I guess Gandhi did know how to losen up a bit! If Gandhi says Relax, then you fuckin well relax or else!
Hi Kiwi,
Yes, the world could learn a lot from Mr Gandhi, especially the Extremists, he got more done through being non violent than a million suicide bombers, its a pity more people aren't like him hey?
Kind Regards, Danny
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What's all the fascination with "Big Log"? Its just a Pile of Poo.
Regards, Danny
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Kevin Bloody Wilson.
Do not watch if you are easily offended, be warned.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE9TVcBe6jI&feature=related
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Skippy the bush Kangaroo.
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Good Topic Reg,
Cowboy hats with dangling wine corks.
XXXX.
G'day.
Shelias.
Giant Bouncing Rats.
Boomerangs.
Vegimite.
The Great Barrier Reef.
Great Misuse of the English Language.
Bondi Beach.
Great Humanitarian Nutters like Steve Irwin.
The Australian SAS.
Koala's.
Ned Kelly.
Regards, Danny
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First day without heavy rain in quite sometime Danny. Had to take advantage of it. I hear ya about the dangers. I alway's walk with a big shlalalie tucked away.... know what I mean
Yep I sure do, my weapon of choice is my quick wit, if I come across a dodgy character hell bent on owning something of mine I engage him in some idle chit chat before telling him what an idiot his sense of fashion is doing to his street cred before slipping back in too the shadows and leaving him perplexed as to my comments, if that dusney work a good boot up the bollocks usually will suffice or a well placed poke in the eyes should do the trick.
Its been a long time since I did that stroll mate.
Very Kind Regards, Danny
PS, We're off for our walk now peeps, sees ya tomorrow, toddle pip now hey?
Make me laugh!
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Like it Leddy,
Right, what do you call a Spartan with a tampon on his head?
Abzorber the Greek.
Kind Regards, Danny