"^check it out!
We're douchebags! "
Kissy lips? Check
Girly drinks? Check
Head-butting the hott? Check
However, with a lack of bling and hand gestures, I think he's maybe a level 2 'bag, and while hot, you don't have fake boobies or an orange tan. I'm saying "notableeth."
(This is all tongue-in-cheek, by the way )