Dzldoc
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Crazy on you~Heart
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Love is like oxygen~Sweet
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Wow, poor guy. Sometimes it takes things like that to put things in perspective.
Yep! Some folks shouldn't own power tools
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Mine are peach. Perks.
The oxy's give me moxie
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how are you feeling today deez? we are all syill thinking of you!
Pretty good right now, managed to wash some dishes and make a quick trip to the grocery although I shouldn't have been driving
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A little white pill eh? Hmmm. Could be dilaudid?
No! doesn't really matter though, my arm doesn't hurt right now and that's the good part.
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Some upbeat and encouraging emails from some awesome people.
And a little white pill.
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You look soooo cool, mate! ...this picture makes me think of a character in the 80's series Miami Vice... . Truly, Dzldoc! Come on, join the movie industry!!
Thanks AMAZONIC
it's funny you should mention MV that was my favorite show from the 80's Now! if I could just remember which character you were refering to. Nice pics everyone!
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Other than a couple of festivals the last major act I saw was AC/DC at the
U.N.O. Lakefront Arena in New Orleans.
edited to say in 96
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Three guys are applying for jobs with the CIA. They got all the way to the final test.
So the first guy walks into the directors office and sits down. The director reaches in his desk and pulls out a pistol. Lays it on his desk in front of the guy. Tells him, "This test is to test your loyalty. Take this gun and go up the stairs and go into the first room on your right. Your wife will be in there. Put a bullet in her head." The guy looks at him and says,"no way." So the director says, "You fail."
The next guy comes in. The director tells him the same thing. Guy picks up the gun and heads for the room. Comes back about 15 minutes later. Tells the director that he just couldn`t go through with it. The director says, "you fail."
So now the third guy comes in, same scene. Guy heads up to the room. The director hears 3 shots, followed by a whole lot of ruckus (glass breaking, furniture getting smashed). Guy comes back in all beat up and his clothes tore up. The director goes, "What happened to you?" Guy replies, "After three shots I realized that there were blanks in the gun so I had to choke her to death."
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The Love Letter
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife, XXXv
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P.S. Your Girlfriend Called!
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Little Johnny had just finished building his first soapbox derby car.
When race day came he started off down the hill when one of his wheels came off.
He shouted out "God Damn!"
Father O'Leary told johnny not to say that! Instead say "Praise the Lord!"
Little johnny said I'll remember that next time father.
So in the second heat johnny was going down the hill and two! wheels came off.
He shouted out "God Damn!"
Again father O'Leary told him to say "Paraise the Lord!"
I'll remember that next time father said johnny.
In the third heat johnny is going down the hill and three! wheels come off.
Johnny shouts out "God Damn!"
Father O'Leary says to johnny I'm not going to tell you again!, say "Praise the Lord!"
Johnny says I'm sorry father I'll remember next time.
So when the fourth heat begins johnny is flying down the hill well in the lead nearing the finish line when suddenly all four! wheels come off.
Johnny shouts out 'Praise the Lord!" and all four wheels jump back on the car and johnny cruises across the finish line to win the race.
Just then father O'Leary jumps up from his seat and shouts
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Happy Birthday, A.A. Milne. A.A. Mine was born 1/19/1882. Thanks for writing the Winnie the Pooh books. Memories and .
"Oh Deeeeeeer!"
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Finished "Twilight" this morning; ready to start the next one
Next up?
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It's really incredible how such thinny man as Jimmy has such a big sex-appeal.
Gives new hope for us formerly wasted, smoking matchstick men
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It's not just about being cheap. Antibiotics don't treat virusus, which are what cause many symptoms that people get when they are sick. The overuse of antibiotics is very serious today. Resistance is a real threat to us. Having said that, i agree with you. If it's a week of "drowning" get an antibiotic. I stayed sick with a chronic cough and sinus problems that a Chest Xray and blood work couldn't diagnose as anything serious for almost 2 months in 07, until i finally asked for an antibiotic. In just a couple days i was much better. Was probably Bronchitis, which i have gotten yearly for the past 16 years (being around respiratory illness at work).
Suck a few of these babies down and you'll hack that infection right up!
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Just dawned on me that no one on here is watching tv, they are staring at a computer monitor
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41f tonight, the worst has past I believe.
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32f
0c
F**K this S**T!
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Sony huh? I was checking some out at WalMart. I think Im going to go with a 42 inch. They go anywhere from about $699 to $899 or so. Does that sound about right?
Yeah, the sharp has a nice pic too but go to different stores to check out the screens.
Some stores will adjust the higher end models to look better when you can get a comparable model with a great picture for $$$ less!
I have a 42 Toshiba plasma that took a crap twice
was an amazing picture but the power boards keep going out. $1800 to fix it the first time and the cc waranty paid, now I have a big glass paper weight sitting in my living room -
My team getting whacked. I need a new tv. One of those high definition 42 inch jobs. Id like to throw this one out the fucking window but its too heavy.
Well if you get a plasma make sure you get an extended warranty or a Sony
The LCD's have really come along, I think I'll go with one next time.
Oh and if you can afford to pay cash, pay for it with your credit card and then pay the bill off. Check your card agreement because they usually extend the warranty free for one year if used for the entire purchase
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Some new of me from Christmas
Hey! what a cutie! nice pooches too
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Day dreaming about a friend.
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me too
FLA 7 OK 7
screw the gators
GO SOONERS
Well I would rather LSU but I have to pull for the SEC FLA 24 OK 14
edit update
...this picture makes me think of a character in the 80's series Miami Vice... 
. Truly, Dzldoc! Come on, join the movie industry!!
"GOD DAMN!" 
A.A. Mine was born 1/19/1882. Thanks for writing the Winnie the Pooh books. Memories and 
was an amazing picture but the power boards keep going out. $1800 to fix it the first time and the cc waranty paid, now I have a big glass paper weight sitting in my living room 
Song Name Game
in Ramble On
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Me and Bobby Mc Gee~Janis Joplin