Now there's a hottie with a body

Wooooooo hoooooo baby, baby, baby BABY! Livvie Gallery (for my pal Al) http://www.womanfineststars.com/livt/index.htm

Reading about persons hallucinations and deciding to buy a dog.

One word? Urf.

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I'm happy to be alive and happy it's gonna be an awesome day despite the heat. Have an appointment however with this kind of weather it seems easy to put it off until things are a bit more comfy. Think I need a hose or something. Or a kitty pool, have them come dump a load of ice in it to frollick.

Oh i I've had an awesome day

Yeah, people shouldnt be banned I agree, what the fuck does it have to prove.

Thank you. Eagle. I love that freaking sig man. That's the kitties titties. BB and EC.

Good to see you back Mandy>>> <edit follows> Went shopping bought many clothes, satin sheets for when my new friend gets here, visited with a parental unit and had a lovely day despite record breaking heat and the AC being out. Oh well, gotta keep a stiff upper lip and shoot from the hip. Sweet day.

Good god oh mighty. MORE....Well I wasn't packing, but now I am.

Old boy was driving down the road and had to take a dump really badly, unfortunately the next service area wasn't for 200 miles. There was no traffic at all for like the last twenty minutes do he deduces the best approach would be to pull of and take care of BUSINESS. He's about half way through dropping a load and wouldn't you know it, here comes a state trooper. She he hurries up as fas an he can, yanks up his jeans, pulls off his hat and covers the steaming pile with his hat, you know state troopers and they are rarely a happy sort. Trooper: What in the world are you doing? Man: Uhhhh, busy? Trooper: Busy at what, looks to me like your jut sitting there looking at your hat. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Man: Hunting!!! Trooper: Hunting what you have no gun, your blinker is still on, car running, your not on drugs are you? Man: NO Trooper: But you look like an honest man, so what are you hunting? Man: Rabbit, I have one caught under my hat and I don't want him to get away. Tell you what, when I remove my hat you grab him as fast as you can, you know how fast rabbits are right. Trooper: Yeah, they sure are fast. Man 1,2,3 GO! Trooper grabs for rabbit and winds up with a steaming load in his hand... Trooper: Awww sh*t man, that was no rabbit. Man: Yes it was a very very fast rabbit too, he done sh*t you and ran off.

Please puke in your own area whatever you do. And I suggest moderation.

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I'm happy for the day and happy there's a zep community really...

Cool! Hi Sheepdog. You been around the boards a bit then.. Cheers

:hysterical: Happy you spent all night coming up with that one? Choice BTW I'm happy to have friends and I don't live in a war zone WOOT!

I think I need a nurse, I have this huge swelling in me trousers. AWESOME BABE.

Noodlehead? I thought I already said I was just going on at you, and my point was, which is purely subjective and not for anyone afraid of a typical subjective comment WAS! Most people or guys agree on who looks good and who doesn't. As far as "models" or people to look at and adore. Serious studies have been done about which type of women most. men think are attractive. It has to do with psychology, symmetry and goes as far as what get's most mens corpuscles racing. As far as just subjective sarcasm we agreed that this was just me and you fucking about which I find fun and just something men do. Many people don't understand it and I wouldn't be surprised if you brought it in for purely an example. I am not real judgemental in real life and accept most anyone until they have just plastered me to a wall, well as far as girls go anyway. I mean why bother, men and women have different viewpoints on what is "game," which are different from clique to clique and norms applied by segments of society as they see fit from culture to subculture. I am politically correct about as often as I want to be. I see it's advantages and disadvantages. Overall though I see it as a trifle less than a ball gag and a trifle more than a kick in the arse. Guy's play, girls play and we all enjoy most of the game without getting too out of sorts. I mended this fence once just to say it was game, purely game. And many of the examples I put up for being PURELY subjective and many of these things have been discussed time and time again......we just repeat things in a different fashion in all sincerity. Men like a place to play where they can have fun, you have as much right to adore a 'clears throat and gags' whale as I do a fit model. Realistically? I dont give a donkey fart about most subjective psychobabble to begin with. I put faith in what I see and do, not what people say they do or want. Most of us know 99% of it's subjective horse shit to begin with. You dragged if back up at some point and it started all over again, so I knew it was still game. Guys do anyways. Chill peeps it's a subjective sarcasm game. NOW! When do the lapdancers get here? Hello Mangani

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Perfect example of eyeglasses...

Who farted? God you smell like a rotten can of sardines.

If something belongs to you it will return. If not you must set it free. That is unless you speak good "bird."

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A man with good eyesight and taste in women