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Jim "the schnoz,"pick his nose at the mall

The cop of the place, saw all...

he pulled out his piece

and shot at the geese...

and heard "ka dink ka doo", what gall.

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There lived a good man Angel Clare...

Who on his head had nary a hair...

Then suddenly,one day, he lost his pair...

Of wigs...

Purloined by pretty pigs...

They made a few big sighs

When they realized...

"Hey, how did that get into our lair?"

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There was one guitarist Bert Jansch...

Who lived in a small, modest ranch

Whence came peals

Of six wound steels

That would cause a competitor to blanch.

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(except Jimmy Page, of course ;) )

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