jabe Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 This may be on weak legs..we'll see soon. Five line rhyme.Usually a bit rude. Add one line to previous line,and hit "reply," so we can read the finished poem. At the completion of a limerick,someone offers up a new line to start the cycle over. Here goes: In Texas, a lovely young lass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 This may be on weak legs..we'll see soon. Five line rhyme.Usually a bit rude. Add one line to previous line,and hit "reply," so we can read the finished poem. At the completion of a limerick,someone offers up a new line to start the cycle over. Here goes: In Texas, a lovely young lass Giggled 'cause she just passed some gas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misty Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Giggled 'cause she just passed some gas Then blamed it on the farmer's ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeppFanForever Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Then blamed it on the farmer's ass Because the fumes didn't pass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misty Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Because the fumes didn't pass! Guilty, she repented her untruth at Sunday mass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan_S. Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Guilty, she repented her untruth at Sunday mass The confessor blurted, "I pass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evster2012 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 There once was a man from Madras Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeppFanForever Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 There once was a man from Madras Who was always letting out some gas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evster2012 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Who was always letting out some gas! He popped in a cork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeppFanForever Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 He popped in a cork Poked his ass with a fork! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted June 19, 2009 Author Share Posted June 19, 2009 TimeOut! The spirit is here! Remember, 5 line poem. Lines1,2 and 5 rhyme. Lines 3 and 4 rhyme. So... sorta like this... InTexas,a lovely young lass Giggled cause she just passed some gas. A man smelled her fumes And whistled some tunes Because the fumes didn't pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L 7 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Yes but now how about a sonnet. 14 lines. Iambic pentameter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted June 19, 2009 Author Share Posted June 19, 2009 Poked his ass with a fork! and twisted a fine doobie of grass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeppFanForever Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Yes but now how about a sonnet. 14 lines. Iambic pentameter How's it going "L 7?" As John Travolta said many times on the 1970's TV series WELCOME BACK KOTTER: I'M SO CONFUSED!!!!!!! Ha Ha! ROCK ON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan_S. Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Poked his ass with a fork! And sounded a mighty blast! Oo sorry, didn't see you...guess I was a little late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evster2012 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 TimeOut! The spirit is here! Remember, 5 line poem. Lines1,2 and 5 rhyme. Lines 3 and 4 rhyme. So... sorta like this... InTexas,a lovely young lass Giggled cause she just passed some gas. A man smelled her fumes And whistled some tunes Because the fumes didn't pass. Haha! You Timed us out right before line 5! There once was a man from Madras Who was always letting out gas He popped in a cork Poked his ass with a fork And twisted a doobie of grass See, we had it right! The original goes like this: There once was man from Madras Whose balls were made out of brass He'd clang them together And sing Stormy Weather And lightning shot out of his ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorer714 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I put mine in the Poetry thread,page six post 112.I'll repost it here if I have too! One of my faves: There once was a man from Cass Who had balls that were made of brass When they clanged together They played Stormy Weather Then lightning shot out of his ass! Edited to say:I didn't read your whole post Ev.Sorry Bro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted June 19, 2009 Author Share Posted June 19, 2009 Well put, Evster. You, or any others out there, give US an original one liner we can build upon. Hey, the unofficial,unofficial book of limericks composed by Led Zeppelin fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evster2012 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Limericks surely are fun.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorer714 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I'm going to start one:... Get it right now! There once was a Jimmy named Page... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evster2012 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 There once was a Jimmy named Page... Whose playing became all the rage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan_S. Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Whose playing became all the rage He fussed with his curls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquamarine Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 He fussed with his curls And kissed all the girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan_S. Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 And kissed all the girls As they pranced and danced in a cage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan_S. Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 There once was a Robert named Plant... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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