Hey, Hey, What Can I Do - Led Zeppelin

Joes Cafe - Zappa

Are Friends electric? - Tubeway Army

Devil in her heart - The Beatles

Shout - Lulu

It's a Miracle - Roger Waters

Who knows maybe REM was right.

Heartache Tonight - The Eagles

Distilled by Southern Comfort, somehow it doesn't sound as good as I used to think it was.Oh well back in the rack.

Monster Mash - Someone???? and the Crypt Kickers

Friends - Arrival

I know I was fortunate enough to watch it live on television.

I'm just about to watch Led Zeppelin and the music that influenced them, it was on Sky Arts 1 yesterday afternoon.

Must have taken you hours to dig that up.

Little Sister - Robert Plant

At last....... a joke. I like silly jokes, sometimes they are not funny but they are clever. # E.G. Man goes to a circus and the clowns arrive, one clown spots him and decides to take the piss out of him, he asks "are you the front end of an ass? the man answers "no". Well the clown asks "are you the rear end of an ass?" No he replies, then the clown says "Then you are no end of an ass". The man goes home and tells his brother about his belittling experience, so his brother goes along with him to the same circus the next day. Anyway once again the clowns appear in the ring, and the clown who ridiculed him the day before notices that he is with someone. So the clown decides to take the piss out of him as well. Hello! he shouts to the brother I see you are sitting alongside the cretin that was here yesterday, then the other brother stands up and says this is my brother and he is a mastyer of repartee and sarcasm. Good said the clown, let me ask you a few questions, "Are you the front end of an ass", no he replied, "well then are you the rear end of an ass". The brother stands up and says "Fuck off red nose"

I decided to listen to my vinyl copy of Live On Blueberry Hill, I can't believe the noises on it, you can hear people talking, the bass is inaudible, and on side three, it sounds like a speaker crashed to the ground. Is it just my copy, as it sounds as if it was recorded in a bathtub.

Days - The Kinks

Can anybody amongst us tell a joke without having to resort to the internet, for fucks sake doesn't anyone know any jokes of their own.Making me laugh means just that, make me laugh. Why should I have to click on to a website to find something that has been on TV or The pictures many times........Just tell a joke, not everybody will find it funny, but it's better than surfing through the internet and finding some clip or other.

To Walter, (don't worry this is nothing abusive), many congratulations to your son, and I mean that, swimming was the one thing that I was really good at, but I didn't realise it until I was older, I got my qualifictions to become a lifeguard at the age of 15, but I never used it . Now that I am older I can appreciate the work that people have to do in swimming, to reach their goals. Good luck to him and make sure he continues to achieve better things. I still swim a bit now but when I was younger I loved it, I won 2 years free membership to any swimming pool in 1970 & 1971, and I went as many times as I could. I wasn't the fastest by any means but I was a strong swimmer and it gave me a sense of purpose. I still remember my parents being so proud of me when I was asked to be a lifeguard at a "Help The Aged" marathon in Liverpool. Tell your son to strive for more. My best wishes to him and I hope he is successful.

Drive My Car - The Beatles

Hit me with your rhythm stick - Ian Dury

Deborah - Tyrannasaurus Rex

Thing called love - Johnny Cash

Feel like making love- Bad Company