Here you go ledbaby, you'll probably get off on this. This would be more to your taste: Now wipe that drool off your chin, it's embarassing.

Cool mate. Thanks. I'll have to get those. I haven't got the Delux Edition of Street Survivors, only the 'normal' version. I've been out of touch with Skynyrd lately (despite owning all their 'regular' albums with Ronnie). The last Skynyrd I bought a few years back was 'First And Last' but it doesn't have 'One More Time' on it. I guess there is more I need to get then. LOL.

That high pitched power way of belting, the likes of which Plant pioneered for male rock singers. You don't hear any similarity? The way Johnson screams "don't try and push your luck just get outta mah way" etc etc is Plant to a tee as is Johnson's yelling and screaming all over the song. Back In Black as a song in itself (while not an obvious 'aping' of Black Dog like Whitesnake's Still Of The Night was) is so Zep Black Dog ish. It's that whole heavy blues bump and grind kind of feel that Zep did so sexily on Black Dog. As I said, if Back In Black (the song) had come out shortly after Led Zep IV there would have been all sorts of accusations of trying to emulate Zep but almost a decade went by in the meantime with so many other groups having Zep leanings that few people really gave it much thought. In early '72 though, everyone would have said "hang on a minute, that sounds like Zep with that bump and groove, heavy drumming and bass and that singer screaming and wailing like a banshee over the whole preceedings". I don't see Zeppelin in other AC/DC songs but with Back In Black it's all over the place, except for the guitars.

LOL, I don't think a supermarket counter is the correct judgement call hehe. I'm not exactly a bundle of laughs when I'm buying my bread from Tescos. I just want to get the hell out of there and go home. I AM jealous though. Emily Symons is lovely.

That's fair enough but that's an entirely seperate issue. None of the women in the pics I have posted are 'obese.' They are voluptuous and curvy. Here's more. That, to me, is a good example of a perfect body. Notice I said 'to me'? I don't absolutely claim that is the prefect body as if it is a proven fact. The women in the pictures I have posted are 'good looking'. My girlfriend is gorgeous. Lots of women I have been with have been gorgeous. I'm sorry but I just don't find the likes of Bai Ling or any other very very thin woman attractive. I do like some thinner women. Naomi Watts would be a case in point. She is lovely, but would be even lovelier with more meat on her bones, in my opinion. Technically I'm overweight. Doesn't stop me from doing 20 mile hikes or 40 mile cycle rides now and then and no it doesn't knock me out. I'm far fitter and can do more than my thinner brother in law for example. I'm fine and healthy despite being 'technically' overweight. Some people are actually more suited to having more weight than others. I had a girlfriend one time who lost a lot of weight and she ended up looking awful. She was way too big boned to lose so much weight and after she lost it she became less active and was less healthy. She looked and acted ill. With some women they have bigger bones...bigger hips for example and when they lose weight it just looks 'wrong'. How do you know that? And it's ridiculous to knock women who aren't really even all that much overweight and are pretty NORMAL and AVERAGE sized. We aren't talking about women who need a forklift truck to move. I've posted pics of women who are only a few dress sizes larger than the typical Hollywood (though not 'real life') 'norm'. Not obese Jerry Springer Show types. By the way, I very much doubt that Bai Ling needs to take care of herself too much. She's naturally small boned and narrow figured. She probably needs to do very little to keep like that. Like my sister. My sister is naturally thin. She doesn't 'take care of herself'. She doesn't even excercise. She's just like that and couldn't even put on much weight even when she tried. I can turn it around and say the opposite. As I said, if you haven't been with a woman who can give you a damn good titty f**k then you haven't lived. You don't know 'most' men or what they want so how can you say that? I wouldn't jump on her. Honestly, she does absolutely NOTHING for me. I wouldn't look at her twice in the street. I prefer the women I have posted pics of.

To put it crudelly for example, if you haven't been with a woman who can give you a damn good titty f**k...........then you haven't lived son.

Er, you missed the fact that I DIDN'T make disrespectful comments. I said I 'could' (in reply to Gerald's Game and his disrespectful comment about the curvy lady and using her as an 'umbrella') but that I 'won't' because it's best to not say anything if you have nothing nice to say. Pointing out Bai Ling has a smaller bum and narrower hips than me ( a male) is not a disrespectful comment. It's simply stating a fact. She does have a smaller bum and narrower hips than me and I don't find that attractive at all. Last time you checked with who? Six of one and half a dozen of the other. Sure, if you are obese or majorly overweight it is a problem but just because a lady is not a size 8 doesn't mean she isn't healthy or isn't as healthy as a size 8. My sister is a size 8 yet my partner who is size 14 is healthier and more active than her by some way. The women I have posted pictures of are no more overweight than Bai Ling is underweight. You can be underweight and unhealthy too. That woman (Bai Ling) has a 'perfect' body? Wow. A women with hardly any breasts to speak of, hardly any bum to speak of and hardly any hips to speak of? That is the body of the 'perfect' woman? Wow. just.................wow! I guess it does in the main if they are THAT thin. I could go for an Asian with more meat on her bones and nice big boobs like this lady though:

On the contrary, I have a penis. It just doesn't get off on females with narrower hips and a smaller bum than I have. I like curvy voluptuous women mostly, with big boobs, bums and wide hips. That ain't Bai Ling, whoever she is (never heard of her before, sorry).

By the way, does anyone here love 'One More Time' from Street Survivors as much as I do? If it's not my fave Skynyrd song, then it's way up there.

Yeah that is true what has been said. Don't get me wrong, I do like Brian Johnson's voice.........before it began to sound like a duck LOL. I prefer Bon Scott's rasping dirty voice though. More suitable to the down to earth grittier sound of their earlier albums. I guess Johnson's vocals suited the latter more polished production albums so that's not taking anything away from Brian. I do think though that Johnson was, dare I say it, trying to be Plant esq a bit too much (if the song Back In Black came out in '72 or '73 it would be accused of trying to ape Zep's Black Dog) whereas Scott didn't sound like anybody else that I can think of.

A man with good taste. I salute you, sir. Seriously, seeing as most 'women' are not size 8 then guys who only like that type are missing out on a hell of a lot.

Some beautiful mature women. Emily Symons (from British soap Emmerdale) Jo Joyner (from British soap Eastenders)

In what way? Heart attained in greater success AFTER Ann Wilson put on weight. Ann Wilson was slim in the 1970s. She started putting on weight and looked at her best in the mid to late 80s and this coincided with Heart finally cracking the market big time overseas, as well as being more successful than ever in the U.S. Her weight didn't hold her back. She's still going strong nearing 60.

Now you see, I could make all sorts of disrespectful comments about that picture and that woman's lack of figure and weight....but I won't. As I said, if there is nothing nice to say, best not to say anything at all.

Even though Nancy is a few years younger than Ann, I hate to have to say it...but now Nancy looks the older one in my opinion.

Ok, again fair enough. Forget it. But...............if I want to post a picture of a woman who has the body of a woman with some meat on her bones and not a stick thin pipe cleaner with bones poking out everywhere then I shall and I shouldn't expect any cynical 'fat' comments.

Best voice I have ever heard live. What's more, she's the only one who can do Zeppelin songs justice live. She sings Black Dog and Rock and Roll even better than Plant does now.

Fair enough then. But in future, just because you don't like a certain kind of woman, no need to refer to them as ugly or whatever. People have all sorts of tastes and preferences. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean nobody else does. Surely you are exaggerating there. I once had a girlfriend who wore a lot of makeup but would never take more than 45 mins to 1 hour. Nope, not hours. This is my point. I have never known anybody to take as long as some of the women in these pics posted here.

Huh? You think I'm Italian? I quoted exactly what you said. How is that picking them apart? Huh??? I just looked at the pictures you posted. The women in the pics have tons of make up on and likely took a long time to look like that....something you then started moaning about later. Doh! It was the sheer irony/hypocrisy of your comments that compelled me to reply. Where am I doing that? I haven't said anything negative about the pics you posted. I've pointed out that you have made derogatory comments just because they are not to your taste. You have just done it again: See what I mean? Pointing out your hypocrisy.

Well said. Wow. Nice hair, nice makeup. Beautiful woman.

LOL, you said women who like to wear lots of make up "belong in a circus" and you were accusing them of 'something to hide'. That's not slagging them??? If they want to wear it and they feel good, then let them. It's their face. Yeah and the ones you have posted have tons of make up on.....which you are now up in arms about. Doh!!!! And all you do is bitch and whinge just because some things are not to your taste. If you have nothing nice to say, then try and refrain from saying anything. There are plenty of pictures here that do nothing for me and actually turn me off. Do I slag the women? Do I bitch? No, I say nothing. Again, grow up son. Cripes, I wouldn't be surprised if you're still a fuckin' virgin with your kind of attitude.

What are you ranting on about now? You're bemoaning women who wear lots of makeup...........and yet you were previously GUSHING over pictures of women wearing lots of makeup. Sort yourself out son. You aren't right in the head.

Jesus fuckin' H you immature plonker. Grow up. I mean, what kind of joker slags off women who wear make up................AFTER posting pictures of women with tons of the stuff on????

Please, post some pictures then. The pics I have seen here show women wearing makeup. Again, please post some pics of a 3 min touch up that looks gorgeous. Who says it takes all day? I'm just pointing out that the pictures I have seen in this thread of these beautiful women show them all wearing tons of makeup and having had their hair done which has obviously taken a lot of time and effort. Then you complained about make up and that women who wear it are hiding something. What does that say about the women in the pictures YOU have just shown then, because they are doing exactly the same thing, are they not? I have no problem at all with women who like to take care of themselves and look their best whenever they can and wearing makeup. In fact I appreciate it and think there is NOTHING sexier than a woman who wants to look her best. Good for them. My opinion is that nice makeup looks feminine and womanly. In my experience if a woman doesn't bother to make even her face look nice then it's a pretty good bet that the rest of her isn't going to be taken care of either, if you know what I mean hehe. I once went out with a gal who didn't like to wear make up and mostly wouldn't. She also didn't bother to shave her stubbly legs half the time either. The relationship didn't last. I am already taken thanks.

And yet most of the pictures of so called beautiful women in this thread are a result of those women sitting in makeup chairs and being made over for ages by professional make up artists. Those pictures of the women you posted on the last page. Do you think they got out of bed looking like that? LOL. Too funny!! You posted pictures of 'heavily made up' Charlize Theron and Jessica Simpson. Want to see them without the make up?