A Scottish Shepherd / Tour guide is taking a party around his local town
" See all these houses ..............., I built them all , ................Do they call me Angus The House builder ..... No they do not "
" See all these roads ............ I layed them all ,.............. Do they call me Angus The Road Constructor .... No they do not "
" See all those fences.......... I erected them all ,........... do they call me Angus The Fence erector ...No they do not " ...............
" I don't know you shag the one sheep "