My dad buys me one or more watches for every occasion.
I wouldn't mind, I like watches, but the thing is, my dad is an ignorant man who thinks he knows me and my style, but gets it so badly wrong.
They're usually like, little dainty girly things that are nice, but they're just not me, and they don't go with anything I own. Y'know?
Therefore every birthday I have to open yet another watch that I don't like and have to go through the "try not to hurt his feelings" acceptance speech.
I mean, I know this sounds really nasty, and I do appreciate that he's taken the time to buy me a birthda