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  1. Ditto.

    I cracked up the first time I saw them.

    I've only seen them on a few trucks around here... but I don't think they were rubber. Chrome perhaps, although I like the notion that they're stainless steel.

    As for passing a law to outlaw them... seems kinda silly to me. If somebody's teenage daughter asked what they were, just be glad she had to ask.

    What would be next... those mud flaps with the profile sillhouette of a very busty female?

    Or all Male Dogs must be neutered before you can walk them in public? :duel:

  2. Here's a nice and dirty joke for everyone....my mom emailed it to me. :lol:

    A man was in a long line at Walmart. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.

    She asked, 'What size condoms?'

    The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his

    pants. He did.

    She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Register 5.'

    The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill.

    When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.

    She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did.

    She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One

    box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5.'

    A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.

    When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms.

    She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.? She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...

    (you'll love this one...................)

    'Cleanup, Register....5'

    :lol: That brings back teenage memories :lol:

  3. The boy was going to his girlfriend home, to met his new In laws. So he stoped in a drugstore and asked for condoms, and said to the pharmacist:

    Give me 10 condoms, I'm going to my girlfriend home, so we'll get a good party there. Thinking better, give me 20 coz she has a very hot sister, and, ya know, we can get a better party. NO, stop it, give me 30 condoms, maybe her mother also wants stay in party too...

    He went to his girlfriend home, got the dinner, and didn't say no word.

    After dinner, The girlfriend said him: You didn't talk me you are so quiet...

    And he:

    And you didn't talk me your father is a pharmacist...


  4. Hello...I'm Swamp Dog (Swampy for short)

    from Baton Rouge,La. (no,I wasn't a Katrina refugee,we didn't get hit too bad,no power for a week but that was the extent)

    been a long time fan of Zeppelin

    Old enough to have seen them live in Baton Rouge in '77 (still have stub)(damn,hard to believe it's been 30 years since then)

    Had tickets to show in New Orleans later that year or the next but the date was canceled when Plants son passed

    I play guitar (of course) an LP (of course) and can actualy play a few Zep tunes

    No pictures on hand...maybe later if I hang around long enough

    Howdy swamp dog,

    Same Bat Channel same Bat time, saw'em in B.R. 77 and had tix to Dome show.

    Sold my stub on ebay.

  5. I think the kids at my old school liked me quite a bit. I don't know if they liked me more than the actual teacher, but I know they liked me.

    I'm going to be at a new school this semester. I went to that school, so it will be...interesting... :lol:

    BTW---BroncoWeb said that they have already sent the direct deposit to my account! :cheer: Yay! Books! School supplies!!!

    I like teachers ( most of them any way )

    Been out of school so long, when my 4th grader comes home with work it has me scratching my head some times. I think "I" need a tutor :huh::wtf:

  6. That "guy" is none other than Jake Shimabukuro, a very talented artist who can often be found touring in Jimmy Buffett's Coral Reefer Band (as well as opening some of his shows). He also contributes a spellbounding version of Stars & Stripes Forever to the very excellent Song of America compilation that was released last year which also includes the Black Crowes, Marah, Old Crow Medicine Show, the Del McCoury Band, Bettye Lavette and tons of others.

    More info here:



    Yes Jake is very talented, didn't know he was huge celeb. didn't mean to sound so impersonal with the "guy" thing. Maybe I'll have chance to catch his performance, Jimmy has a club in the Quarters :thumbsup: .

  7. I love the Beatles. And in my opinion they are not better than Zeppelin-no way. After the Beatles split I liked Harrison's material the best. Didnt care much for Lennon's solo stuff with a few exceptions. And McCartney was just too top 40 for me. I loved what Harrison did. Not to forget Ringo, he had a couple of hits, but Id rate him last. I must also say that I never liked the white album.

    You ever see this vid of While my guitar gently weeps

    guy plays it on a ukelele= Great!


  8. Linda, along with Ann Wilson, are two of my favourite female rock vocalists. I remember first hearing What's Up and being completely bowled over.

    Yes Ann Wilson and Nancy Wilson, the most powerful rock female duo Ever!

    Check out these zeppelin covers they performed as the Love Mongers.

    and the last one from the rock honors show.

    I saw heart 30 years ago and I swear these two have a deal with the devil.

    To hell with viagra these gals send chills down my spine :wub:


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