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  1. 'Dancin'Days' date='Oct 6 2008, 09:02 AM' post='265005']

    How were they? I mean the bands.

    Not the Foghat of the 70's but pretty damn good!

    Whoa, slow ride and the deep blue all at once?

    That's orgasmic, never mind happy.

    :o Wow! that's what she said B)

  2. My power finally came back on today!!!

    Wooohoo!

    I wanted to scream from my porch like He-Man,

    "IIIIII HAAAVVVEEE THHHHEEE POOOWWWWWERRRR!!!"

    Something tells me the neighbors wouldn't have appreciated it.

    No more hurricanes for a while please!

    :chickeddance: been there done that, you don't realize how important it is til you don't have it.

  3. Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 40 years,

    reunited at a party.. After several drinks, one of the

    men had to use the rest room.

    Those who remained talked about their kids. The first

    guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started

    working at a successful company at the bottom of the

    barrel. He studied Economics and Business

    Administration and soon began to climb the corporate

    ladder and now he's the president of the company. He

    became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of

    the line Mercedes for his birthday.'

    The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is

    also my pride and joy. He started working for a big

    airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot.

    Eventually he became a partner in! the company, where

    he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that

    he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his

    birthday.'

    The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son

    studied in the best universities and became an

    engineer. Then he started his own construction company

    and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away

    something very nice and expensive to his best friend

    for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

    The three friends congratulated each other just as the

    fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are

    all the congratulations for?'

    One of the three said: 'We were talking about the

    pride we feel for the successes of our sons. .....What

    about your son?'

    The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a

    living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'

    The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a

    disappointment. '

    The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my

    son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either.

    His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a

    beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet

    and a top of the line Mercedes from his three

    boyfriends.'

    :lol:

  4. (docron @ Sep 16 2008, 02:27 PM) post_snapback.gif

    HEY!%@!

    I prefer to keep my work and love lives separate, thank you very much! :angry:

    That having been said.., I think two threads are in order, cuz as bad as I'd love a job... I do need the ladies. B)

    Well let the competition begin, because I'm back on the market too!

    By the way ladies, I already have the job B)

    Lady H Looking Elegant as always :wub:

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