Dzldoc
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Just finished watching the new Indian Jones movie.
I waited patiently for the russian lady to say 'moose and squirrel'
Sadly, she did not
now I want to see the other 3 again
Next movie on the list:
Prince Caspian
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Burn! ya got me on that one
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I won't be needing Viagra, that post just made me laugh hard.
Tried it once on a lark just to see what would happen, Fuck that shit never do that again.Yeah it works alright but made my eyes feel like this V
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Funny
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix,
and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally
pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good
old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the
name
of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by
2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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David Cook winning American Idol. This was the first season I watched this show. Tuned in the week he sang Eleanor Rigby and I became an instant Cook fan. Can't wait for his c.d.
He sang "Sharp Dressed Man" with ZZ Top that was pretty Kewl
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Ice cream And got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Good Luck
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Do you give the compliments to men that you don't know? Complete strangers on the street. It's not easy to do that to people you don't know.
I definately need a change of scenery. Toronto is a dead end. Where's the best place place to meet pretty women (shaving their armpits is a must) in Europe?
Why Europe? all you need to do is take a ride down the Dixie Hwy. When I was single and younger I've had complete "STRANGERS" invite me to eat and dance with their daughters and sisters hell even their wives! It's called Southern Hospitality Bro.
Don't get me wrong they knew friends of mine but they were only aquaintences to me.
Laissez Le Bon Temps Rouler Cher! Come on down to the Fais do do and Pass a Good Time! Son Of Gun We'll Have a Good Fun On the Bayou!
Nuevo Orleans.
A couple of these and all your inhibitions will fade.
I mean These!
OOPS! I mean these!
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I've gotta say, speaking from a womans POV, I completely agree with this comment.
I am a size 6 (American) and yet, media makes me feel like I am a fatass at times. But I have learned to ignore it and let it go. I am what I am, and happy with it.
I think women of all sizes can be beautiful, look at Steven Tylers daughters for instance, they are gorgeous, all of them, and all of them are above a size 6. I also think Angelina Joile is emaculate, but when not preggers, she is also emaciated.
Regardless, all of them are beautiful despite their different sizes.
American women, as well as other nationalities I am sure, are made to feel that if we are not below a size 4 (in American sizes), then you are overweight. Unfortunately not all women can learn to not compare themselves to what the media tells them they should be.
And let's all remember that eating right and excercise doesn't gauruntee a long healthy life. A very good friend of my families just died of a brain tumor, three weeks after she found out about it. She was 105 lbs, 5'4", and extremely healthy from the food she put into her body to the amount she excercised, but something else got her. Cancer is becoming all too common, despite how healthy you are.
Listen up guys -
DAMN!
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Hey Dudes, I'm going to jump on in with my girl crush. Natalie Dormer (Anne Boleyn on Showtime's The Tudors)
At first I thought she looked like a chipmunk, but then she grew on me.
Too bad she is about to loose her head soon.
How much Wood can a Chipmunk Chuck?
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Very naturally beautiful----my personal favorite look is the hot girl-next door type and these girls have got it----I love these shots---
I suppose these gals are from your hometown too, like some of the others you posted..........
----I think I need to move to your neighborhood. They probably talk with that soft southern drawl too...............well, uh, if you'll excuse me..................
Actually they don't have that much of an accent like Hollywood would have you believe and they're well educated. Yes Louisiana has some lovely ladies as does Mississippi and Alabama oh let's not leave out Texas them Cowgirls know how to ride the Bull
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Women wear makeup for a reason. Because like it or not most women don't look hot without makeup. Look at those pics of those beautiful actresses. Without makeup they don't look hot at all. Although wearing makeup is misleading. And that's wrong. But It's done for a good a reason. But again like the push up brae there is gonna be a letdown for the guy. There is good and bad in it.
As opposed to the let down for the girl when you drop your pants?
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Linda Carter was SOOOO hot...
I talked my wife into going as wonder woman for Mardi-Gras one year,
I didn't tell her why though
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Minimal applique
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Ok, again fair enough. Forget it.
But...............if I want to post a picture of a woman who has the body of a woman with some meat on her bones and not a stick thin pipe cleaner with bones poking out everywhere then I shall and I shouldn't expect any cynical 'fat' comments.
Ain't nothin wrong with that! Quite healthy lookin specimen.
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Yeah, she is a great singer. But I always thought her sister was cuter.
And arguably the best female guitarist ever.
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Ann Wilson approaching 60;
I'm still madly in love with her. Oh and in anticipation of any 'fat' jibes, please shut the hell up.
Annie is gorgeous to me.
I have to admit her voice is amazing. Awhile back when Heart was on the VH1 rock honors and they performed "Crazy on You" she sent chills down my spine!
Arguably the best female singing voice ever. I swear she must have a deal with the Devil.
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The truth! Anyone who thinks make-up and fancy clothes makes someone beautiful has no clue about being a human being. IMO.
Those things make you pretty, it's what's inside that make you beautiful.
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Beauty is what is inside a person and how they treat others. Beauty is knowing when to walk away from a situation where all you do is hurt someone else, or maybe yourself.
Shallow is what you describe above. Find your inner beauty and let someone who will appreciate it take notice. If you already have that person, what the hell are you doing here?
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I am to beautiful to post my picture on here LOL
We'll be the judge of that, let's have it medusa I'll even wear my shades for protection.
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Great pictures everyone!!! I think I must post some photos too:
Oh to be 18 again
I always felt so sad for the Russian people back during the cold war times.
Who would have thought that within a couple decades we would be trading
photos and stories with people all over the world with the click of a button.
To some of you younger folks it may not seem like much but to us older folk
it is nothing short of mind boggling
Miss Maureen I hope you get to visit the USA some day and I would like to gaze upon the beauty that is Russia.
Maybe Sir Elton can release a sequal to this.
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Mostly Sunny
70°F at 10:03 am
Feels Like 70°F Low: 62°F
High: 77°F
Humidity: 63% Pressure: 30.04 in
Visibility: 10 mi
Wind: N 6 mph
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I didn't say I didn't support them, I just don't think the current Skynyrd is even close to the original version of the band. That said, if it wasn't for the Tribute tour I never would have seen them in any form. I have also been a fan from the beginning but history took it's course before I had a chance to see them on the Street Survivors tour.
Hey I know how you feel there. There canceled out at the ZZ Top World Wide Texas Tour in 76 that I went to and they were flying into Baton Rouge when their plane crashed. I guess it wasn't to be shit!
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While I kind of agree I have been a fan of this band since the beginning and until they are either all on the slab or I am I will be there for them and Will continue to Support them as well as Greg and Charlie,Jimmy,Doug and quite a few more of my Southern Brothers thats just Me.
Amen brother from another mother
Burn! ya got me on that one 
And got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Listen up guys 
Miss Maureen I hope you get to visit the 
Mostly Sunny
Beautiful Women
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Thank you Miss AMAZONIC