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Dzldoc

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  1. :lol: Me either! I was gambling that I might get a white copy, oh well it's a very nicely put together set. Each album with it's own jacket and the symbals of each member on front with pics and song titles on the back. When I have time maybe I can post some close ups, oh and comes with a 24pg photo book. :thumbsup:
  2. Not sure if I'm happy or what (stunned maybe?) ... my oldest daughter got her schedule today and she's in DRIVER'S ED first semester :unsure: I thought that would come later ... she's not quite 15 yet but will be in 10th. But she is certainly happy! :lol:

    :o:console:

  3. This gay fellow goes to his doctor for a check up and some blood tests.

    Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that you have tested positive for A.I.D.S.

    Patient: Oh no! doctor what can I do?

    Doctor: Go home and take a dozen habinaro peppers a quart of tobasco a half pound of

    cayen pepper and mix it up in a blender and drink it down as fast as you can.

    Patient: Doctor will that cure me?

    Doctor: No! but it will give you a better idea of what your ass is for! :o

  4. Mechanical engineers will be the first to tell you that they don't know shit about electrical. B)

    As for the stripped out shafts - we design (with economic reason) to what people tell us the typical loading will be. Unless its life-threatening, it was probably almost better that the shaft sheared once the impellar locked up, because if it didn't, you could have incurred more costly damage to the engine, support bearings, etc. Designing a shaft that could withstand the things you speak of would be bad for resources as well - it would have a diameter of 2 feet, and it would cost and weigh a shitload. Aside for designing things that "never break", part of being an engineer is to decide what will break first.

    It follows that you simply cannot please everybody all the time B)

    :lol: I hear that brotha

    Another thing made me happy today, I pre-ordered the TSRTS Vinyl set hope I'm one of the lucky 100 B)

  5. This guy walks into a bar with a monkey by his side, the bartender says hey you can't come in here with that monkey!

    The guy says it's ok he won't be any trouble. So the guy pulls up a stool to the bar, sits down to have a beer and the monkey sits on the stool next to him.

    Well a couple people rack up the billards and break.

    Suddenly the monkey leaps from the stool and on to the table, grabs the cue ball and sticks it in his mouth and swallows it.

    The bartender tells him to take his monkey and leave.

    A couple weeks pass and the same guy comes back to the bar with the monkey.

    The bartender says I told you not to come back in here with that monkey.

    Guy says don't worry he won't be a problem I promise.

    So the guy is sitting and drinking his beer and gives the monkey some peanuts to eat.

    The monkey takes the peanuts and one at a time he reaches around and puts the peanuts to his butt and then eats the peanut.

    After awhile the bartender says to the guy what is that monkey doing with those peanuts?

    The guy says he's checking for size! :o

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