I have next door neighbours that are like the Flanders from the Simpson's. They are super relgious, spend most of Sunday at church, then go to church on week days for various things. When their kids were younger they weren't allowed to watch Disney movies because they were too violent and had magic in them. Their kids also go to christian schools that are run by their church. Then behind me through the woods live the white trash people- the same people who shot one of my cats. They have a load of money but they don't use it to fix up their house which is trashed and on the verge of falling down. They have parties all the time and other white trash people are always over there racing trucks, shooting and drinking. Then there was the farmer who use to live down the road until he closed himself in his barn with his tractor running and killed himself.
Yeah, there's a lot of weirdos that live by me.