Hi all, I agree.But the President has another agenda.Oui? KB

You mean that free will crap? Jimmy Christmas,thanks! I almost forgot.

What century should we start with? KB

never mind eternal darkness,....

Hi all, Good to see ya back J! KB

Hi all, What for?Ya, don't believe it exists. KB

Hi all, What to add to that list? Sure,describe the color orange,... You ever read Tolkien,King Alfred? Anyoneis capable of 'true' evil. Free will works into you opinion? KB

Where does he say that? That he 'perfers' those things?

Hi Charlie,all, Well,....I smoke cheap cigars,swear,fart and always use my turn signals when I drive.Thanks for asking! KB(love U 2)

What???

Hi all, Did you type that with a straight face? Love ya bro! KB

Hi all, Agreed. Met Jay,from Andover,MA.Good guy. Conan,great name!Never thought he was funny,IMHO.Another MA guy,... KB

Congrats to the Cleveland Browns,er,.....The Ravens! Ray Lewis,... KB (you D-B!)

Hi Danny,all, I live in New England,boyo! KB

Hi Danny,all, Sounds good!Then I'll auction it off and come over and help you with the home repairs! KB

Hi all, My link KB

Hi planted,all, Well,if the can of worms needs to be opened,... Security has nothing to do with President,no?Ask the Secret Service,.. If,and it is a BIG if,the FDI,CIA,No Such Agency,and all these other s***heads can talk to each other,with the cranium out of the Uranus,than maybe we can,...maybe knot. KB

Hi all, And a few more things,bro! KB

Hi all, I'm confused? Herr Brady was hurt by a -fair- hit last year.Anyone getting hurt is not humor.

Get Ready Brady. They'll be Back!

HI all, Panzi! KB (inside poke)

Hi Chuck,all, Bad loss,...what do ya think? Colts fans? KB

Hi all! Ok,who had a Zeppelin Christmas?Come on,.... KB

Hi all, Better late than never,... Ally,Chuck,Big Dan,Mom,Kevin W,... 4 out of 5 ain't bad. Half-loaf.

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: The heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste time on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up the heart will not make you live longer; that like say you can extend life of car by driving faster. Want live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What do cows eat? Hay and corn. What are these? Vegetables. So, steak nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give 100% recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine. That means they take water out of fruity bit; get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made out of grain. Bottoms up! Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: If you have body and you have fat, ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, ratio is two to one, etc. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Cannot think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No Pain...Good! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetables be bad for you? Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only do sit-ups if want bigger stomach. Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: You crazy? HELLO . Cocoa beans! Vegetable!!! Cocoa beans best feel-good food around! Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming good for figure, explain whales to me. Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is shape! Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. AND..... For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies: 1. The Japanese eat very little fat And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine . And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4 The Italians drink a lot of red wine And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION..... Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.