The Park / Uriah Heep

Welcome to my nightmare- Alice

love stinks/j.giels

new meaning to go topless

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the hood Not a ho was working though they knew they should Her stockings were stained with jizz and some hair As she wished that a john would soon appear The pimp was home snug in his bed While visions of benjamins danced in his head I just finished drinking some Jack When mama called into the back Lying there naked from her toes to her head Made my penis rise as I ran for the bed Her lips on my penis and my tongue in her crack That’s when we heard a loud whack I sprang to my feet to see what was happening That’s when I saw two thugs a sacking I started my attack On the one with the sack I hit him so hard he fell to the floor Without hesitation his partner ran out the door At that moment the other called my wife a whore So I turned around quick and beat him some more When I finished the beating I found to my surprise The police had just arrived The sergeant they call St. Nick entered he room where I beat that dick Following behind him came several more I recognized them all as they barged through the door Officer Dancer and Prancer first to enter Next came Donder and Vixen a blitzing I escaped apprehension While my wife drew their attention Out the building I fled, through the courtyard I sped Losing the officers as I hid in the shed Soon they were gone giving up the chase Shortly after I returned to my place My wife and I resumed our pleasure Moments after I added this extra Opened the window I howled in joy Merry fucking Christmas to all I survived another night

magic man/heart

Mob Boss A mob boss finds out his accountant has stolen millions from him. He is furious. He gets his lawyer and goes to the accountant's office. The mob boss sits down and says "Listen you little prick. I know you took millions from me and I want it back now!" The accountant looks terrified, but doesn't say anything. The mob boss pulls out his gun, stands up, puts the gun to the accountant's head and says "You got three fuckin' seconds to tell me where my money is!" The lawyer says "Sir, he's deaf, but i know sign language." The mob boss says "Ask that prick where my money is or I'll end him right here" The lawyer signs to the accountant and tells him he needs to tell where the money is or he's going to die. The accountant nervously signs back to the lawyer that all the money, all $5 million is buried in the yard behind his shed. The mob boss says "what did he say?" The lawyer pauses and says "He says you're too much of a pussy to pull the trigger."

Midnight Blue ,Lou Gramm

Always With Me, Always With You ,Satriani

Bad day Even when you are having a really bad day Someone will still screw you.

Here is the answer Here, my friends, is a picture to answer the question we have all been hearing and asking about for many years!! Answer seems to be........Yes.

A Dirty Rhyme Kissing is a pleasure Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain He says he loves you, and you believe it's true Until your belly starts to swell and he says hell with you. 10 minutes of pleasure, 9 months and pain 3 days in hospital, a child without a name The baby's a bastard The mother's a whore This never would have happened if the rubber hadn't tore

Do girls come apart? Little Maggie asked her mother Mom do girls come apart? Her mother ask Thats a strange question, why do you ask? Because I heard daddy tell the lady next door Id like to screw your ass off.

Divorce What is the definition of divorce? The fucking you get for the fucking you got.

waking up

drag me to hell, everybody go see it

house of the rising son-e b

war pigs, bs

tell me whyi don't like mondays--boontown rats

don't watch tv

fire and rain---james taylor

Good Bird

The Ballad Of Jimmy And Johnny ,Rancid