jabe Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 take an existing word from the dictionary and alter it by: Adding, Subtracting, or Changing ONE letter. You then supply a new definition. Examples: Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. The starting gun has now sounded... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conneyfogle Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Muttress = Bitch Protender = Prostitute fee Hollyhack = The act of gathering Xmas decorations Jabe!!!!! I'll be here all day, and i gotta go out!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted March 9, 2010 Author Share Posted March 9, 2010 Abacuss: a device which creates profanities at the same time it performs calculations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conneyfogle Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Stairday - The Annual Steps Convention Heartbroker - Organ Transplant Udderfoot - Sellafield Cow Palifornia - A friendly state Smokesmack - An ill advised statement Lightring - Halo Graffits - Zeppelin Suits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conneyfogle Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Breakgown - Smoking Jacket Trumpled - Followed Suit Proguessed - Forward Thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted March 10, 2010 Author Share Posted March 10, 2010 Treadmilf: A continuous walk toward an attractive middle age woman that you never reach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzepfvr Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Neckface: the feature of an individual who has no chin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conneyfogle Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Betterfly - Insect that has to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted March 10, 2010 Author Share Posted March 10, 2010 Evolotion: The study confined to the history and and advancement of skin creams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conneyfogle Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS2sflkOA64&feature=related If you haven't heard this program before then you must get some old recordings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted March 11, 2010 Author Share Posted March 11, 2010 Readneck: A published author from Alabama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dawg Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Tornato --A rift among countries of the North American Treaty Organization. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conneyfogle Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Feedbank - Trough full of bread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted March 12, 2010 Author Share Posted March 12, 2010 Demwit: A liberal comedian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzepfvr Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Earwings - large ear lobes (Dumbo like) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted March 12, 2010 Author Share Posted March 12, 2010 Mathamphetamine: An all encompassing enslaving form of number study and their combinations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted March 14, 2010 Author Share Posted March 14, 2010 Envyelope: Paper containing the missive of spur of moment travel to Las Vegas for a quickie wedding to your best friends significant other which you have the hots for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGDAN Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 A-bomba-nation=Taliban. A-buma-nation=Nation of Gays. O-bama-nation=A Country that elects an Idiot to Rule it. Regards, Danny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conneyfogle Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Burniture - Cheap chairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Diddlee--One who gets diddled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted March 16, 2010 Author Share Posted March 16, 2010 Peanis: undersized male reproductive organ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conneyfogle Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Peanist - One who plays the organ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGDAN Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Pagerism=Stealing Of Anyones Guitar Licks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted March 17, 2010 Author Share Posted March 17, 2010 Microwive: Group of soccer moms unfamiliar with oven and stove technology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conneyfogle Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Microwove = Flea (Little Jumper) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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