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  1. I prefer 104.1 The Hawk out of Sac for getting the led out. They tend to play a few more songs than the Bone.
  2. @MarkZep may be able to assist with your question.
  3. No, just stating fact. One is problem, another is a bigger problem. Don't try to put words in my mouth.
  4. More people die from fentanyl overdose in one month than all school shooting deaths combined since 1970.
  5. Perhaps you should speak to the webmaster, he is a reasonable person.
  6. 👍 I cannot recall her name at the moment, but she is smoking hot.
  7. I prefer the Graf Zeppelin release over the EVSD one.
  8. I plan to be a little more creative ( and perhaps a little healthier) with my cooking.
  9. I hear they are completely re-doing the whole movie to match today's environment. The former Gen-X movie will be targeted at younger audiences of Gen-Z and Gen Alpha. Bill Curbishley is working furiously with content creators to make it a reality. He will revise the role of former LZ manager, Peter Grant, to make sure no one squeezes an extra $.34 from the band (a nickel in today's value). Some planned changes to the off-stage sequences: 1. To remove the violence of the "gangster" sequence at the start of the film, audiences will be treated with a speech from a real crime lord, Joe Biden - head of the Biden crime family. He will extol virtue signaling to the world by preaching his plans to remove all guns from US citizens and emphasizing how, in his day, he handled that gangster Corn Pop by taking him behind the gym. 2. Apple will be one of the sponsors of the film and will feature Robert receiving his tour itinerary via text on his iPhone. 3. The scene of Robert, Maureen, Karac, and Carmen playing in the water has been replaced with androgynous children playing indoors fully masked and with proper social distancing to avoid exposure to harmful viruses, bacteria, and fungi that are found in nature. Rachel Levine will reinforce the need to allow children to make gender identity decisions on their own without parental knowledge or consent at the youngest age possible. 4. Climate expert Bill Gates has been retained to ensure no dogs, cats, horses, or cows are in the movie. Animals are bad for the environment, except insects which are both nutritious and a tasty treat! All cigarette use has been removed. 5. JPJ's sequence will be re-shot outside of a church and cemetery location. No references to God, Jesus, or any form of religion will be allowed as church services are mass spreader events and need to be shut down. Jonesy will also be filmed preparing the food as to avoid any sexist patriarchal scenes. Maureen will be re-shot in the role similar to Kris Jenner - a strong business minded woman. She will not tell him that Peter called and sent a telegram. Rather, she will direct John that she has arranged for him to take the band on tour - tomorrow! 6. Robert's epic battle to save Virginia Parker has been re-shot. His love interest will now be a man, and instead of a dark dingy castle in which he must save him, it will be shot at a trendy upscale boutique. There will be no sword fight, but instead Robert must use the correct color and pattern combination to design the perfect outfit to win the heart of his man. 7. Jimmy's sequence will remain similar. He will cross a dangerous river and again ascend the mountainside leading a group of illegal immigrants to safe passage into a new land. The climax of his scene will no longer feature vibrant colors emanating from his sword, instead it will be replaced with Jimmy waving the Ukraine flag. Nancy Piglosi will awkwardly kiss him and portray an age-appropriate love interest for the hero. 8. A lot of work has been done to the Bonzo story. John Bonham, Jr. (Jason) will reprise the role of his late father. As reids stated, the costume department is busy trying to make Jason the spitting image of his father. Jason will again be shown working hard on the farm and will later cruise on down to the pub (not in a hot rod, but an electric scooter) to distribute his wealth to the patrons to ensure equity amongst the populous. Later, when he returns home for family time; he will no longer be laughing and dancing with mom Pat alongside his own son Jager playing the drums to the beat coming from the Apple Homepod mini. No, family bonding time will show the three on the couch playing Call of Duty together. As Moby Dick comes to a climax, Jason will race a Chevy Volt full speed down the track besting a rival Tesla competitor. Unfortunately, climate guru Bill Gates has removed the high intensity fire from the track. 9. BLM has asked for a spot and a moment of silence after the scene of the kid being violently removed from MSG by the police during Dazed And Confused. A couple of things will remain. 1. Climate Czar John Kerry has demanded the LZ private jet, The Starship, remain in the film as the rich, powerful, elite cannot fly commercial. 2. Hoodie Girl, Ana Pearce, has agreed to reprise her role in the film. Sadly, poor Arthur has been kicked to the curb (again) as Ana's son will now appear with her and throw the tambourine back to Robert during the STH solo! This is going to be epic! I can't wait till the new film and concert experience. Hopefully I will live long enough for an official remastered version from the band. I tried to offend everyone equally, hope that helps.
  10. At various other sites, eh? Robert Plant has warmed to the idea of a stadium tour, say you? Jimmy Page on a jog?? John Bonham, Jr?!?!? The only thing that is remotely true is this (note: a lot is two words) - This is a great first post. The Pinocchio is strong with this one.
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