The fact that you are a sherriff is not Germane to the situation.
The God damn Germans got nothing to do with this.
Sherriff Buford T. Justice. Smokey and the Bandit. One of the funniest lines of all time.
Earl Campbell is the Greatest running back of all time.
Go to YouTube and watch his highlights. The Man was unstoppable.
I grew up in the 1970's in Houston, Texas.