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  1. Hey MortSahlFan, I kinda hear what you're saying. Here's what I do; make the best of both worlds! Slap on some steely from 1975 and light a joint grown in 2015(16 if it's totally cured) and bam! Not often were we able to toke up on such righteous weed back in '75 chillin to Kay Lied while enjoying THC levels equal to modern day weed. See, you youngsters get things right. Then later, you can even VAPE your weed jamming on those Black Keys. Those fellas have heart. Sathington's list is rock and roll. Jimmy Page would even agree with some of those bands he listed. And check this o
  2. I'm sitting in a server room watching Mr. Robot
  3. Almost as bad as the Plant/Grant role-playing is the ridiculous over the top drug-acting. We get it. It's coke, but seriously? They act like they're snorting drano crystals or something with all that gasping, flopping around, and breaking off rear view mirrors and shit. Reminds me a little of the wall street wolf silly antics crawling across the parking lots to the Lamborghini. Silly slapstick shit.
  4. Agreed. IF John Bonham had lived, and IF Led Zeppelin went on to release another 10-15 lps and IF they kept touring endlessly throughout the decades right up until now and were about to head to South America for another tour extension, THEN today's kids would probably view them as simply more old geezers like the stones and make fun of their ages (falling down on stage etc etc as I read above) Instead, today's youth still sense the "magick" because they cannot see the old man behind the curtain.(Well maybe sometime next year perhaps) We live in a world where numbers mean more th
  5. "There is a train that leaves the station heading for your destination, But the price you pay to nowhere has increased a dollar more."
  6. In 100 years from now Ruby Tuesday will waft softly throughout the elevator tube with gentle soothing sound waves and standing inside the elevator will be a kid wearing ear gel inserts jamming to Achilles Last Stand and reading about Page's most recent clone announcing possible tour dates in 2116 along with new music. Going up?
  7. We need more Doctors with stride like that. I would go further and suggest plenty of exercise (with Trampled Underfoot cranking) and then a slice or two of canna-buttered toast along with some cranberries and Bron-Yr-Aur on repeat for 30 min.
  8. redirtuo

    Great Lyrics

    A Requirement in any Great Lyrics thread.. (Ahem) It was an April morning when they told us we should go As I turn to you, you smiled at me How could we say no? With all the fun to have, to live the dreams we always had Oh, the songs to sing, when we at last return again Sending off a glancing kiss, to those who claim they know Below the streets that steam and hiss, The devil's in his hole Oh to sail away, To sandy lands and other days Oh to touch the dream, Hides inside and never seen. Into the sun the south the north, at last the birds have flown The shackles of commitment fell, In pieces
  9. Thanks :-) Came across the butcher image and had to go with it :-)
  10. Thanks! Initially I was going to suggest simply slowing down some on that boogie with stew.
  11. If you keep on eatin', levi's goin' to break If you keep on eatin', levi's goin' to break When the levi's breaks you'll have no grace to sway Mean old levi's so taut you weep and moan Mean old levi's so taut you weep and moan They got that why cuz the mountain man eats to the bone Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well Don't it make you sigh When you're tryin' to find your pie And you don't know which way to go? If you're goin' down South They got no deep dish, Cuz they don't know about Chicago Fryin' won't help you, grillin' won't do you no good Now, fryin' won't help you, grillin' won't do you no good
  12. redirtuo

    Great Lyrics

    :-) "What I Am" by Edie Brickell I'm not aware of too many things I know what I know, if you know what I mean Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box Religion is the smile on a dog I'm not aware of too many things I know what I know, if you know what I mean, d-doo yeah Choke me in the shallow waters Before I get too deep What I am is what I am Are you what you are or what? What I am is what I am Are you what you are, or? Oh, I'm not aware of too many things I know what I know, if you know what I mean Philosophy is a walk on the slippery rocks Religion is a light in the fog I'm not aware of too
  13. redirtuo

    Great Lyrics

    Too Many Puppies - Primus Too many puppies are being shot in the dark. Too many puppies are trained not to bark. At the sight of blood that must be spilled so that we may maintain our oil fields. Too many puppies Too many puppies are taught to heal. Too many puppies are trained to kill. On the command of men wearing money belts That buy mistresses sleek animal pelts. Too many puppies. Too many puppies with guns in their hands. Too many puppies in foreign lands. Are dressed up sharp in suits of green and Placed upon the war machine. Too many puppies are just like me. Too many puppies are afrai
  14. Not only are they crap lyrics, they also flushed a classic right down the toilet. "Come With Me" puff daddy(feat. Jimmy Page) Fuck my enemies Fuck my foes Damn these hoes You're stepping on my toes Back up off me Take your hands off me Give me room to breathe I'm not hearing it I'm not fearing it I'm up to my ears in it Bullshit I'm destructive Some women find that seductive Some say it's lunacy Reluctantly I've been moving on I ignore you Sorry if I bore you I neglect you Don't mean to disrespect you Can't you see I love you dearly And that sincerely But you annoy me You can't avo
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