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  1. When I got up today my 3 cats were all curled up next to each other because it got damned cold last night. What's funny is they usually avoid each other.
  2. One of my childhood faves: Tuesday Weld
  3. They are pretty smart and they usually stash them for winter. I don't think they eat the shells either.
  4. Here goes: 2 guys were sitting next to each other at the bar. Suddenly the one jumps up and starts wailing on the other guy knocking him to the floor and the guy says: 'That's Kung Fu from China!' The guy gets back up to his bar stool and about 5 minutes later the guy jumps up again and starts wailing on the poor dude knocking him flat again and he says: 'That's ju-jitsu from Japan!' Getting back on their stools the same thing as the guy jumps up and wails the tar out of the guy and he says: That's Karate from Korea!' This time the beaten guy decides to get up and leave. About 20 minutes later he returns, walks up the guy and BAM, knocks the other guy off his stool and he hits the floor out cold and the guy tells him: That's a HAMMER from Sears!'
  5. I ordered it from my library: 'Forgotten Patriots' by Edwin Burrows It's about the American prisoners of war held under the British and Hessians. They were very cruel captors and most of the prisons were in lower Manhattan.
  6. 'Hey Joe' by Tim Rose & Jimi
  7. Watched the 'Blues Brothers' the other night. A bit over the top but it had its moments.
  8. Went to see 'Gran Torino' last night. It sure reminded me of my old neighborhood in Hayward, CA.
  9. I thought so. Most people think that, but I call myself that because I have red hair and played the drums. (Now I play classical guitar)
  10. Changing the lightbulb was a classic too. Good 'ol duct tape.
  11. The Red Green Show Red delivers a pizza across the lake by putting the pizza between 2 hubcaps, duct taping it and then shooting it off a skeet shooter.
  12. I love Michael Palin's travel shows: Pole To Pole, Full Circle, etc.
  13. I might have posted this already: Julian Bream's 'GUITARRA' about the history of the guitar in Spain. It's worth it also just for the scenery, art and lovely Espanola's. The Naked Maja by Goya
  14. I don't know about the props but it could be. Maybe DeMille could see into the future.
  15. Hammer Of Love---Bad Company
  16. A man calls a lawyers office. The phone is answered: 'Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz!' The man says: 'Let me talk to Mr. Schwartz!' 'I'm sorry, he's on vacation!' 'Then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz!' 'He's on a big case, won't be back for a week!' 'Then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz!' 'He's playing golf today!' 'Okay, then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz!' 'Speaking!'
  17. Joy Harmon from 'Cool Hand Luke' She can wash my car anytime.
  18. An American Idol-ette. And she even has a kid!
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