THE FIRST LEDZEP Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Riddle for the Day: Hillary, Biden and Obama were on a donkey, at the edge of a cliff. The donkey got spooked and jumped off the cliff. Who was saved? l l l l l l l l l l l l AMERICA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zosodude13 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 What do you call a republican on the moon? a problem What do you call two republicans on the moon? a problem What do you call ten republicans on the moon? a problem What do you call all the republicans on the moon? problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TypeO Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and Keith Olbermann all jump off a building at the same exact time - who will hit the ground first? wait for it... wait for it... WHO CARES?!!! lulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marolyn Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 ...is anybody else here noticing a trend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortunate Fool Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Haha, nice jokes. Fortunate Fool is a Libertarian for the record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dawg Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Riddle for the Day: Hillary, Biden and Obama were on a donkey, at the edge of a cliff. The donkey got spooked and jumped off the cliff. Who was saved? l l l l l l l l l l l l AMERICA Don't you have any compassion for the innocent? Your joke was in poor taste. You gave no consideration to the poor donkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortunate Fool Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again. Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan." The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican." The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican." Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan." An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating." "Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock! "We've never had a Democrat in the family before!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 From 'An American Werewolf In London' 'REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!' (You'll have to watch the movie) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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