The Bomber Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 You mix up a word to create a spoonerism,a spoonerism of spoonerism is oonerszpism,hence the thread name. Ok,we've all had them,now out with it! "Can i buy some cop porn?"-Friend of a friend at a cinema to person behind counter. "Do you have any boncrete clocks?"-Friend of friend to builder. "I am not the pleasant f*cker, i'm the pleasant f*ckers son And i'm only f*cking pleasant 'till the pleasant f*cker comes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladywhitesummer Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Hahahahaha, my Gran used to do spoonerisms all the time. She was a really polite lady who never swore and one day announced to a room full of relatives that she was "just going upstairs to wash her fucky mace!!" (mucky face) God love her!!! As you can imagine, we erupted into gales of laughter while she ran off mortified!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JethroTull Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 All I can say is, Zeppelin needs to announce tours dates and soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yahyoubetcha Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 "You seem to be a pretty fart smeller" my friend used to tell me. Not that we needed any more, but I once asked the waitress to bring us a "pupple of kints." I must have been thinking of a Zeppelin salad when I told my wife we needed a "Led of hettuce." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheZeppyWanderer Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 if anyone ever calls you a 'shining wit' ....... DON'T take it as a compliment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bomber Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 if anyone ever calls you a 'shining wit' ....... DON'T take it as a compliment ...And next time someone calls you a "Man of rectal moritude",it is a complement! (Moral rectitude) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderguy Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Once I told people I was going to see Hogfat in concert. (It should have been Foghat) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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