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Anjin-san

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  1. Listen you big lug,.......just from here you seem to a great friend. Hell,boy,when I wished you a Happy Birthday,you took the time to thank me,some idiot dirt bag you happen to know on a forum. So F off!
  2. hecube,I have no idea,sorry.When I did see Harry in the early 90's,the pre-show music was LZ1
  3. Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!
  4. There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him. The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game. The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The blonde then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00. The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, "Well, what is the answer?" The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face and handed him a $5 bill.
  5. Hi Kate! Not the 'Full Monty' with BIGDAN? Say hello to the old hoot. for me.
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