All of my "jokes " seem to be colour themed so here we go What's blue and fucks old people........Hypothermia What's brown and comes out of cowes backwards steaming.....The Isle of Wight ferry.

What's green and eats nuts.....................Syphillus

Are Friends Electric - Gary Newman

Jesus Christ Superstar

Major Major........... Johnny Cash - Folsum Prison Blues "Solemn faced the village settled down, undetected by the stars"

Whole lotta love & Dazed and confused from Essen Germany 22/3/1973

Silly love songs - Wings

I did not explain myself very well, sorry, the idea is for one of us to quote a line or two from a well known song, and then the rest of us try and guess the artist and the song title...

Pink Floyd - The Wall, first time for years I'm going to listen to all four sides, I'm up to "One of my Turns"

Carnage

The ones I think I know are; Hey Hey What Can I Do - The End The beatles The Chase - Wish You Were Here Pink Floyd Zepsconda - I Am The Walrus The Beatles Bayougal65 - Echoes Pink Floyd Cletus - Another Brick In The Wall Part 2 Pink Floyd Bayougal65 - Time Pink Floyd Another one; "See the girl with thimbles on her fingers"

Sadness

He aint heavy, he's my brother - The Hollies

I vaguely remember an interview from the 70s when Bonzo was asked about the significance of the four symbols, and he replied I don't know go and ask them wassocks!!!!

In the light I don't think they have done it live, but with so many bootlegs from so many countries you never know.

Button

Down, Down - Status Quo

The Sound of silence - Simon and Garfunkel

The show must go on - Leo Sayer

I'll start this off with an easy one "Fun is the one thing that money can't buy"

Led Zeppelin.

Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond

My kind of town (Chicago) - Frank Sinatra

If I had to choose I would opt for Revolver

Ghost Town - The Specials